The waiter in the mascot routine collapses at a kids' party
Mid birthday dance an 18-year-old waiter goes down; his young siblings say their parents are dead and he's all they have.
Jack's Best Moments
Every House moment featuring Jack, in story order.
11 moments · 20 min · by Favseen
- 01
- 02
House interrogates Jack and his siblings and needles Foreman
House accuses Jack and the kids of lying, plays hot-and-cold with Foreman's test, and mocks his love life until Jack admits he lost his taste for cigarettes.
- 03
Cameron torments Jack to provoke a heart spasm
During her stress test Cameron goads Jack about losing his job and his siblings until his sister screams at her to stop.
- 04
Story time for the siblings, then Jack starts bleeding
Jack reads to his brother and sister; told he is cured, he jokes about how he caught it, then blood appears at his arm, ear and nose.
- 05
Jack's sister helps with the spinal tap and asks if he'll die
She holds Jack for the tap and recalls their father's drunk driving; then a light touch breaks Jack's rib.
- 06
House sweats Jack in a sauna; Jack says he laughed at the news
Seizures lead House to stored drugs; in the sauna Jack admits he was high the night his parents died and calls comforting afterlife talk crap.
- 07
House pits four infections against each other inside Jack
The fungus is confirmed; House argues a genetic immune defect and infects Jack with a germ cocktail to see which wins.
- 08
Will is a bone marrow match, but Jack refuses
Cuddy demands a guardian; the diagnosis is CGD, Will matches, and Jack says no until his brother can choose at 18.
- 09
A fake donor exposes why Jack really refuses
Called a hypocrite for refusing to believe in Jack, House offers a perfect stranger match; Jack admits he is too young to be a dad.
- 10
Jack sends his siblings to foster care
Jack says goodbye to Will and his sister; afterwards he is told he'll regret it and take them back, and his parents would be proud.
- 11
Clinic: House turns a truant's sore throat against his mother
A mom drags her school-dodging son in; House waves a saline syringe and gets the boy to insult his own mother.