S3E6 · Que Será Será

Moments, in order

Paramedics argue whether a 600-pound dead man can fart
Rescuers cut through a wall for a huge man presumed dead; a fart and a sphincter debate lead them to find a pulse.
2m 18sSmith#cold open #gross-out #paramedics
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House serenades his jail cell; Wilson posts 15 grand bail
House sings and taunts the officer from a cell; Wilson bails him out and House shrugs off the stacked charges.
2m 26sGregory HouseJames WilsonMichael Tritter#arrest #jail #house and wilson
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Hungover House crashes the differential with fat jokes
The team wonders where House is; he arrives nursing a rowing-team hangover, orders pickwickian treatment and runs out of nicknames.
1m 25sGregory HouseEric ForemanRobert Chase#hangover #insults #differential
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Clinic: House's cure for a sore arm is amputation
A patient's arm only hurts after sleeping on it; House suggests removing it.
33sGregory House#clinic #absurd advice
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The cop shadows House; House jokes about Cuddy's sperm donor
The officer warns House in the hallway and the two trade addiction jabs; House then tells the team Cuddy's donor search has hit Neanderthals.
1m 16sGregory HouseMichael TritterEric Foreman#confrontation #addiction #cuddy jokes
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Cameron overloads the MRI and George wakes up screaming inside
Over the weight limit, Cameron insists on equal care and the team heaves George onto the table; mid-scan he wakes and panics.
2m 21sAllison CameronEric ForemanRobert Chase#mri #standard of care #patient panic
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Cuddy fumes over the broken MRI; Cameron takes the blame
Cuddy blames House for another wrecked scanner until Cameron owns it with a legal argument; House then hands out tests and tells Chase to sit.
1m 55sGregory HouseLisa CuddyAllison Cameron#mri #house and cuddy #differential
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George fights back with mortality statistics
George says every doctor blames his weight, cites hospital deaths and would rather die over a perfect meal than run a marathon.
1m 20sGeorgeAllison CameronEric Foreman#statistics #obesity #patient pushback
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House theorizes about Cameron; Wilson says call the lawyer
Over lunch House wonders why Cameron is defending the patient; Wilson calls him a lunatic and pushes Cuddy's lawyer.
47sGregory HouseJames Wilson#lunch #house and wilson #speculation
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"The patient's three mes": House meets George
George wants to leave AMA; House sees himself in him, then guesses inherited disease and abuse while George insists he is just overweight.
2m 39sGregory HouseGeorgeEric Foreman#confrontation #fat jokes #diagnosis guess
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The cop searches House's apartment and finds 600 Vicodin
The officer waits in House's home with a warrant and a stash of pills, then hints at forged prescriptions.
1m 25sGregory HouseMichael Tritter#search #threat #vicodin
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House releases George, then turns on Wilson over the cop
Cameron accuses House of quitting because of his troubles; House then grills Wilson about what he told the cop.
1m 10sGregory HouseAllison CameronJames Wilson#argument #vicodin #house and wilson
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George's farewell to Cameron ends in a collapse
George defends his love of food and refuses help to the taxi, then falls.
1m 33sGeorgeAllison Cameron#food #collapse #discharge
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Chase confesses he drugged George to stop the discharge
The team argues about the new symptoms until Chase admits giving phenytoin; House pivots to parasites from imported salad.
1m 34sGregory HouseEric ForemanAllison Cameron#confession #differential #chagas
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Brain biopsy for a parasite leaves George blind
The team talks George into a hole in his skull; seconds after the sample he cannot see.
1m 45sGeorgeEric ForemanRobert Chase#surgery #blindness #patient panic
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The $400 butt plug elevator differential
House walks out on the team and they chase him to the elevator, arguing MS against diabetes as he brushes them off.
1m 14sGregory HouseEric ForemanRobert Chase#differential #walk and talk
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George refuses a diabetes test: find something unrelated to my weight
Angry and blind, George says he has been fat all his life and only sick for days; he'll help only if they look past his size.
1m 03sGeorgeEric ForemanAllison Cameron#obesity #patient pushback #dignity
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House's criminal lawyer lays out the charges
The attorney reads the growing list and suggests a plea; House says he only humiliated a bully, and hears the retainer.
1m 11sGregory HouseLawyer#lawyer #charges #plea bargain
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House force-feeds George sugar water and feels clubbed fingers
House wrestles George to drink the glucose test; in the struggle he notices clubbed fingers and orders a lung cancer workup.
1m 38sGregory HouseGeorgeEric Foreman#diagnosis #physical comedy #clubbed fingers
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Cameron tells George he has inoperable lung cancer
George never smoked; he answers the news with a shrug in French.
54sAllison CameronGeorge#diagnosis #bad news #acceptance
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House asks Cameron who in her life had a weight problem
Charges against House are falling away; he probes why Cameron cared about George and she refuses a simple answer.
1m 05sGregory HouseAllison Cameron#house and cameron #damaged people
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The cop shows Wilson signatures that don't match
Wilson vouches for House's pain; the officer produces prescriptions with odd signatures and gives Wilson a chance to change his answer.
2m 15sJames WilsonMichael Tritter#cliffhanger #interrogation #forgery
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