Bert Spitz: a death without a body
The gentle, thrice-divorced Bert explains his philosophy, his rates, and the absurd fact that Charlie will also be paying for Nicole's lawyer.
Bert Spitz
The gentle, old-school lawyer Charlie hires first. Played by Alan Alda.
3 moments · 7 min
Lunch order, smelling the toast, and a deal versus a discussion
Charlie can't pick a sandwich so Nicole orders for him; Nora gushes about his play, then traps him on why a promise counts only when he wants it.
Sidebar with Bert: fuck the space
Bert admits no judge will move Henry from California and urges Charlie to settle; Charlie explodes that his son needs to know he fought for him.