Gilligan's Island casting and the battle of the captains
Michael assigns Gilligan's Island roles at the dock, then fights Captain Jack over who is captain and who gives the safety speech.
Captain Jack
6 moments · 8 min
Limbo beats Michael's presentation; Dwight takes the wheel
Michael's life-preserver talk is drowned out by limbo, and Captain Jack gets Dwight out of the way by letting him steer.
Michael becomes the boss of dancing
Captain Jack calls a dance contest, Michael rebrands it motivational, and explains why a boss sometimes just has to dance.
Who do you save? Captain Jack upstages Michael's analogy
Michael's sinking-boat priorities talk is upstaged by Captain Jack's Navy story, Pam is asked about her long engagement, and Jim answers the fire question.
Roy sets a wedding date, and Michael offers to officiate
Roy announces in front of everyone that he and Pam should marry June 10th; Michael claims credit and offers to marry them on the spot.
Michael announces the ship is sinking
To stage his lifeboat exercise, Michael tells the whole boat they are going down, panic follows, and he ends up in the brig.