Testimony: House called everyone's idea stupid
Cofield presses the team on House's insults during the differential, down to whether he really said 'unsquint your eyes.'
Chris Taub's Best Moments
Every House moment featuring Chris Taub, in story order. Played by Peter Jacobson.
275 moments · 6h 14m · by Favseen
Moments 241–270 of 275
- 241
- 242
House's diagnostic trial: multiple birds, single stone
Three doctors, three theories; House gives high-dose steroids so any outcome tells them which is right, and still calls it perfect.
- 243
The patient attacks during a biopsy and Chase is stabbed
Chase and Adams biopsy the rash against orders; the patient turns paranoid, a Code Grey is called, and Chase goes down.
- 244
House runs a differential over Chase's open chest
As Chase is patched on bypass, House asks for the patient's heart rate and pulls Park out, to her fury.
- 245
House finds the clot and Chase wiggles his toes
House rejects permanent damage and finds a clot in the radicular artery; mid-procedure he barges in, and Chase moves his toes.
- 246
Soda balloons: Taub's self-defense meets House's ambushes
House explains his water-balloon war with Taub while Chase grudgingly asks for help, and Taub dodges the shot.
- 247
House lectures Taub that he's a coward by genetics
House mocks Taub's krav maga, says no class can teach you to expect the unexpected, and gets ambushed mid-differential.
- 248
Paranoid Taub interrogates the janitor, then gets House
House watches fake lab work send Taub into paranoia, lands on syphilis, and finally takes Taub's ambush.
- 249
House says Taub won't play because he's no longer a man
One teammate argues bonding helps after what happened; House needles him and he answers that fatherhood made him grow up.
- 250
Park is tripping on acid in the middle of the differential
Park announces she's hallucinating, sizes up the team as cartoon creatures, and turns into the clue that cracks the case.
- 251
Taub beats House at a video game mid-differential
Playing while pitching, House bullies Taub for diagnoses until Taub's sarcoidosis call and his game win land together.
- 252
Is losing to Taub a symptom?
Taub can't believe House losing a game counts as evidence; the team weighs going to Foreman about House's health.
- 253
Foreman takes over House's orders and the team falls on the sword
The team defied House; Foreman now authorizes all treatment, and multiple doctors confess to telling him.
- 254
House's hockey game sparks a fight about fighting
Over a tabletop hockey game, House and Taub clash on whether brawling belongs in the sport while the team works up the case.
- 255
Instant replay: was the hit dirty or clean?
House spots a colleague's night in a car, then replays the patient's fight to test whether Taub's dislike skews his judgment.
- 256
Bobby on how a scorer became an enforcer
Bobby tells Taub about the backyard rink, his scoring title and the coach who made him fight, then loses feeling in his arms.
- 257
House diagnoses Chase's guilt mid-differential
House drops the patient to probe Chase's arrangement with Park and Popo, then catches botulism and calls out Taub's bias.
- 258
House reveals the patient wanted Taub off the case
Pushing for a risky brain biopsy, House tells Taub the patient never had his back.
- 259
House to Taub: play through every whistle
Taub asks off the case; House calls him out, then tells him to question every call rather than walk away.
- 260
Bobby takes the NHL deal anyway
Bobby gets his contract offer and tells Taub half a dream beats nothing, hoping a new coach sees more in him.
- 261
House: everyone in this room has a sex doll
House turns the patient's doll into a diagnosis of his team: kids, parents and charity are all excuses to avoid relationships. The team fires back.
- 262
House runs a stakeout and a ddx on his team's love lives
With Dominika on the binoculars, House plots to expose the fiance as a cheater, then grills Park's band night and Taub's new date.
- 263
Taub confesses his date-night lie, then a second baby
Taub admits the baby's mother isn't dead, they're separated; his date then asks about the other baby she saw.
- 264
House revises his theory: you picked perfect women and blew it
Chase protests that everyone dates co-workers; House tells him it was his fault after all, and Adams jokes they should all live together.
- 265
Henry asks Adams out; Adams turns down Chase
Adams tells Henry to ask Molly out instead. Taub and Park talk regrets, and Chase asks Adams for a drink, which she declines.
- 266
House pitches a demon-strangling death syndrome
House links the Hmong boy's hag nightmares to a syndrome that killed 100 sleeping men, then needles Park about avoiding Chase.
- 267
Park admits to Taub she dreamt about Chase
Checking the boy's home, Park worries her sex dream about Chase means something; Taub teases her before they smell something odd.
- 268
A slaughtered pig in the bedroom, then Lue codes
The team confronts the mother about a bloody scene in her son's room; the grandfather admits he did it to save Lue, who then flatlines.
- 269
House calls out Chase's smugness over Park's dream
Discussing whether dreams can cause bruises, House outs Park's dream and says Chase loves it because it makes him feel superior.
- 270
Lue levitates, and House wants to know about Chase
Doctors swear Lue floated six inches off the bed. House rules out magic and keeps asking why Chase is avoiding Park.