Self-help guru calls men dinosaurs, then collapses on stage
Joe tells a seminar audience that men must evolve and catch up with women, loses his words mid-sentence and goes down.
S8E13 · Man of the House
20 moments · 24 min of essential viewing in a 44-minute episode.
Moments, in order
House on evolution: you can't talk legs onto a fish
House mocks the patient's gospel of male reform, then announces he wants a new number two to fill Foreman's old job.
Dominika is back with a green card interview in four days
House's wife from his prison days returns with a food-truck business and a demand he play husband for immigration.
House reveals what the fake marriage pays
Warned he could go back to jail for lying to Homeland Security, House admits the real motive: a cash payout once they pass.
House's eye test proves Joe's testosterone is gone
House uses Adams and Chase as bait, notes the patient never looked, and diagnoses a hot flash from an old groin injury.
House flunks a quiz on Dominika's brothers during the differential
Between theories about the incontinence, House is drilled on his wife's family and explains why he can't remember any of it.
The team fights over an empty title once Adams applies
Nobody wanted team leader until Adams did; now seniority, gender and House's motives all get thrown into the argument.
Dance aerobics and a cram session for the immigration interview
Dominika works out in House's living room, then the fake couple study each other's lives with a mnemonic system and fail a pop quiz.
House says Taub won't play because he's no longer a man
One teammate argues bonding helps after what happened; House needles him and he answers that fatherhood made him grow up.
Immigration rehearsal: the right answer is the wrong answer
In a mock interview House nails Dominika's friend drama, gets told no real husband would know that, and fires back about marriage.
A fake neighbor sinks House's immigration interview
The home interview goes smoothly until the agent checks with a neighbor whose cover story collapses at House's own door.
House runs the case from the immigration waiting room
House phones in a differential while waiting on a fraud interview, then his lawyer tells him to give up Dominika to save himself.
Joe's testosterone talks: let me be the man for a change
Marlene objects that Joe made a deal demand without her; he snaps at her and is immediately shocked at his own anger.
Dominika begs the agent to spare House
With deportation announced, Dominika admits the marriage was fake but says it became real and asks that House go free.
Six months of surprise visits: House is stuck with his wife
Nate Weinmann lets Dominika stay on the condition investigators find the couple together; she asks for a bathroom shelf.
Old seminar tapes reveal the hoarse voice that cracks the case
House mocks a teammate rewatching the patient's alpha-male videos, then notices the voice in the old footage is lower.
House explains a disease marching gland to gland
House lays out the autoimmune chain behind every symptom and gives a blunt answer about the testosterone.
House opens the number two Olympics
No candidate won outright, so House stages a contest of medical strength and skill, torch lighting included.
Joe turns down the testosterone
Feeling more like himself than ever, Joe chooses lower hormones and real health risks to keep his marriage and career.
Wheelchair races, a split raise and House comes home to his wife
The games bring structure to the department, two teammates split the raise, and a love song plays House home.
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