Lawrence Kutner's Best Moments · House

Cuddy installs Foreman as House's boss

House's differential is interrupted when Cuddy announces she has rehired Foreman as her eyes and ears, and House asks where Foreman will keep his balls.

1m 16sGregory HouseLisa CuddyEric Foreman#power play #differential #foreman returns

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House · S4E5

House needles Foreman mid-differential

While Foreman tries to run the differential, House goads him about why he quit and whether he took a raise, calling him a whore either way.

1m 09sGregory HouseEric ForemanLawrence Kutner

House · S4E5

The great mayonnaise announcement

House explains how mirror patients read people, assigns cultures and a car search, and announces a fake mayonnaise scare to flood Cuddy's clinic with doctors.

1m 54sGregory HouseEric ForemanAmber Volakis#prank #house vs cuddy #assignments

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House · S4E5

The Great Mayonnaise Panic and free scans for all

Cuddy refuses to give House his team back during the clinic panic, so House orders a risky liver biopsy and offers uninsured patients MRIs and private rooms.

1m 11sGregory HouseLisa CuddyLawrence Kutner#revenge #house vs cuddy #clinic

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House · S4E5

Hot tub cardiac arrest: Kutner shocks too soon

The feverish patient grows strangely happy, then goes into V-fib in the tub; Kutner shocks him before he's dry and takes the jolt himself.

1m 25sLawrence Kutner#emergency #defibrillator

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House · S4E5

Pig poo cracks the case

House reveals the patient sells farm equipment and caught an infection from pig lagoons, then delays treatment by 15 minutes.

31sGregory HouseEric ForemanLawrence Kutner#diagnosis #pig farms

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House · S4E5

You all suck, none of you are fired

House tears apart every fellow's mistakes on the case, declares they all tie for sucking most, and then fires nobody.

31sGregory HouseAmber VolakisLawrence Kutner#verdict #fellowship

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House · S4E7

House locks the film crew in the MRI room

The fellows learn the new hire was hand-picked; House leads everyone on a walk for the camera and shuts the crew away behind the magnet doors.

1m 15sGregory HouseChris TaubThirteen#prank #documentary

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House · S4E7

Wrong job, wrong profession, wrong species

Asked why he hired her late, House says fairness was never on offer, then proposes the boy is huffing Freon.

1m 19sGregory HouseChris TaubThirteen#differential #fellowship

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House · S4E7

A differential played for the paparazzi

With the camera rolling, the fellows preen with ties and lipstick; House mocks them, and Taub warns that a stomach scope could be dangerous.

1m 17sGregory HouseChris TaubThirteen#differential #documentary

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House · S4E7

Pulling the pacing wire

House stakes his theory on removing Kenny's pacing wire with Kutner on paddles; Kenny's heart holds and House objects to the father thanking God.

1m 46sGregory HouseLawrence Kutner#religion #test

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House · S4E7

House keeps Taub

House learns Taub signed a non-compete so his partners would keep quiet for his wife's sake, and keeps him because he's interesting.

1m 13sGregory HouseChris TaubLawrence Kutner#fellowship #taub

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House · S4E8

House's challenge: steal Cuddy's thong

With no cases, House makes Kutner bet his job on the magician and sets a contest: whoever brings him Cuddy's thong gets immunity and nominates two for firing.

2m 12sGregory HouseLawrence KutnerAmber Volakis#challenge #cuddy #fellowship

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House · S4E8

The magician's card trick from a hospital bed

Unbothered by his tests, the magician says worrying isn't a treatment and makes Kutner's card turn up in his own wallet.

1m 19sLawrence Kutner#magic #bedside

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House · S4E8

Cole hands over the real panties

A fellow produces underwear he says is Cuddy's; House doubts him, then the team pivots to cocaine and polyarteritis.

42sGregory HouseColeLawrence Kutner#challenge #differential

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House · S4E8

House predicts the pagers

House mocks the death prediction, calls a page before it happens, and floats amyloidosis while refusing credit for a lucky guess.

1m 19sGregory HouseEric ForemanAmber Volakis#differential #prediction

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House · S4E8

Kutner lobbies Cole: I babysat your kid

Over a seizing patient, Kutner tells Cole to cut the strongest, reminds him of the zoo trip, and adds that Amber's a racist.

48sLawrence KutnerCole#fellowship #lobbying

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House · S4E8

The team treats House, then drugs him

The fellows hound feverish House for symptoms while he insists he's fine, until the room starts spinning.

1m 09sGregory HouseAmber VolakisLawrence Kutner#mutiny #house as patient

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House · S4E8

Presto: blood type AB out of a hat

House explains Finn got the wrong blood type because an autoimmune disease made him look type AB, and finally has a case of lupus.

48sGregory HouseEric ForemanAmber Volakis#diagnosis #lupus

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House · S4E8

Cole's nominations, and his deal with Cuddy

Cole nominates Amber and Kutner; House works out Cole bought Cuddy's panties by letting her pick, praises the scheme and fires him.

2m 00sGregory HouseColeAmber Volakis#cuddy #firing #fellowship

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House · S4E9

Thirteen and Kutner fired, then not fired

Foreman calls the game over, House fires Thirteen and Kutner, and the drug-impurity theory that follows wins them their jobs back.

1m 25sGregory HouseEric ForemanThirteen#twist #firing #hiring contest

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House · S4E9

House fires everyone

Told that Quidd volunteers with abandoned kids, House snaps, fires all four candidates, and is left with Foreman calling it a drug case.

1m 05sGregory HouseEric ForemanChris Taub#firing #hiring contest

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House · S4E9

Four wrongs make a measles diagnosis

House credits each candidate's wrong idea for the answer and lays out plain old measles caught from the kids he works with.

1m 23sGregory HouseLisa CuddyChris Taub#diagnosis #measles #differential

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House · S4E10

House's holiday decorations rant

The team wonders if House is done firing people; he tears into the Christmas decorations, hands out nicknames, and gets asked for a Secret Santa.

1m 05sGregory HouseLawrence KutnerThirteen#christmas #nicknames #new team

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House · S4E10

House approves Secret Santa

House explains why one decent season is obscene, then makes the team draw names anyway and reads their faces as they pick.

57sGregory HouseLawrence Kutner#christmas #mind games #secret santa

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House · S4E10

Kutner's bone scan and a skeleton turning to stone

The team bickers over Kutner's bone scan until House sees what consistent density really means.

57sGregory HouseLawrence Kutner#differential #osteopetrosis

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House · S4E12

A Hasidic bride, and the team's gossip

The team works up a bride who collapsed at her wedding while trading news of Wilson and Amber; House pushes a self-poisoning theory.

1m 29sGregory HouseLawrence KutnerChris Taub#religion #gossip #differential

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House · S4E13

House argues niceness is a symptom: cavemen and the bell curve

House tells the team a selflessly nice man must have a genetic defect, backs it with a caveman parable and statistics, then holds a vote that doesn't count.

1m 48sGregory HouseChris TaubThirteen#differential #house logic #niceness

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House · S4E13

Foreman tries to review Taub, and Taub reviews him back

Foreman tries a private review of Taub; Taub reads his own review of Foreman and explains House gave him authority to keep him in place.

1m 05sEric ForemanChris TaubLawrence Kutner#performance review #team dynamics

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House · S4E13

The team tells House he has syphilis

A blood test the team ran on House comes back positive; they break it to him while he watches a soap and juggles the case.

1m 40sGregory HouseEric ForemanChris Taub#syphilis #house's health

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