You all suck, none of you are fired
House tears apart every fellow's mistakes on the case, declares they all tie for sucking most, and then fires nobody.
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9 moments.
Wrong job, wrong profession, wrong species
Asked why he hired her late, House says fairness was never on offer, then proposes the boy is huffing Freon.
House keeps Taub
House learns Taub signed a non-compete so his partners would keep quiet for his wife's sake, and keeps him because he's interesting.
House fires Terzi, then asks her out
House admits he prejudged Terzi, fires her to make it right, and asks her to dinner and a movie.
House's challenge: steal Cuddy's thong
With no cases, House makes Kutner bet his job on the magician and sets a contest: whoever brings him Cuddy's thong gets immunity and nominates two for firing.
Kutner lobbies Cole: I babysat your kid
Over a seizing patient, Kutner tells Cole to cut the strongest, reminds him of the zoo trip, and adds that Amber's a racist.
Taub bribes Cole
Taub brings Cole a bribe, offers $5,000, and points out what Cole's kid's school costs.
Cole's nominations, and his deal with Cuddy
Cole nominates Amber and Kutner; House works out Cole bought Cuddy's panties by letting her pick, praises the scheme and fires him.
Treiber tells Chase he stole his future
Before surgery, Treiber reveals he applied for the same fellowship until Chase's father made a call, and says Chase wasted everything.