House speed-runs the clinic to leave by five
A runner bride, a man pulling at his corneas, a dentist breathing nitrous and a hungover student, each in seconds.
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51 moments.
House startles the father who can't talk
In the clinic, a boy's father has been mute since knee surgery; House, suspicious, tests him with a sudden shout.
House cures the silent father and keeps his secret
House explains the surgical damage he fixed with Botox, then lets the father stay silent to protect his settlement.
Clinic: the toy officer up a toddler's nose
A teen babysitter panics over his little brother's whistling breathing; House doubts the studying and pulls out the culprit.
Clinic: a magnet and a team sent to save the cat
The toddler is back with something bigger up his nose; House uses a magnet and admires the boy's rescue logic.
Clinic: House insists the heartburn patient is pregnant
A mother of six with burning chest pain swears she isn't pregnant and lectures House on real women's curves.
A 30-pound benign tumor and a bikini refusal
Wilson finds a huge but harmless tumor; Mrs. Hernandez accuses him of pushing cosmetic surgery and refuses to be cut.
Mr. Hernandez begs House, and the kids' photo moves him
Lucille's husband asks House to talk her into surgery, even to lie; House refuses until a photo of their six kids changes his mind.
House's eye-color deduction: men are pigs
House works out from her kids' eye colors why Mrs. Hernandez fears a scar, and talks her into surgery his own way.
Clinic: the woman who miscarried without having sex
A clinic patient insists she hasn't had sex in a year; House's tests say she was pregnant. His advice is deadpan.
Clinic: carpet burn on a celibate woman
Her drug tests are clean, but a new rash is a carpet burn. House probes for lost time and learns her ex lives downstairs.
Clinic reveal: sex while sleepwalking
The sleep lab solves the clinic mystery: she sleepwalks, and House suggests her ex downstairs is more than a coincidence.
Clinic: the raw-food vegan baby
A baby's 'cold' is pneumonia and her weight has crashed; House lays into the parents' raw vegan diet.
Cuddy: you're not worth a hundred million
Mid clinic exam, House accuses Cuddy of sacking Wilson; she tells him the money matters more than he does.
Cuddy drafts House into the meningitis quarantine
Thousands exposed to meningitis flood the hospital; House tries to slip out and Cuddy orders him to act like a doctor.
Speed triage: the dry-cleaning deduction
House triages at speed, deducing a secret from a woman's clothes; the punchline doesn't go his way.
House's apology to a soaked-in-juice patient ends in a stroke
House overreacts to a spilled 'urine' sample, is ordered to apologise, offers the sobbing patient cash, and the kid's pupil blows.
Clinic: an elderly woman wants her husband's blue pills weakened
Ramona's pain traces to Myron's new pills; she misses Jeopardy and asks House to lie to Myron for her.
Myron wants less sex, so House hands him a blue placebo
Ramona's husband admits he can't keep up; House walks him to the pharmacy to find a blue pill that does nothing.
House spots mismatched rings: Ramona and Myron are having an affair
The couple's stories clash and House notices one silver ring, one gold; the blue-pill problem turns out to be an affair.
Cuddy drafts House to teach a diagnostics class
House doubts the absent lecturer is sick, refuses, then haggles over clinic hours once Cuddy fails to stop him leaving.