Cuddy corners House over six years of skipped clinic duty
The administrator who signs his paychecks lists his non-existent billings and ignored consults; House answers with tenure, quips and a Jagger lyric.
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Cuddy pulls House's privileges and turns the Jagger line back on him
House storms in yelling about his cancelled MRI; she stays calm, finishes the song lyric, and he gives in to clinic hours he'll owe until 2054.
House's first clinic case: the man who turned orange
House asks for cable TV, not patients, then diagnoses a golfer's orange skin as carrots plus vitamins and his marriage as something worse.
House schools a steroid-wary mother on asthma
A mother questions her 10-year-old's inhaler and House's leg; he explains asthma bluntly and walks out mid-sentence.
A self-diagnosing clinic patient gets exactly what House wants
A patient who read up on chronic fatigue and fibromyalgia gets praised for her diagnosis, and House makes an unusual request of her.
House hides from a full waiting room doing a crossword
Holed up in an exam room until his shift ends, House explains why he won't see runny noses and admits his team has no cases.
House sells an anti-vaccine mother on baby coffins
A mother refusing vaccines blames drug companies; House answers with a speech on toy frogs, tiny coffins, and what her choice really costs.
The boy who sued wolf: House reads a litigious patient's knee
A man with an infected knee drove 70 miles past two hospitals; House works out why and threatens to page a Dr. Wolf.
Cuddy catches wind of the paternity bet and buys in
House and Cuddy trade jabs about her night out, then set terms: a tie at the symposium against a week off clinic duty.
House turns the tables on Mr. Funsten's lawsuit
The litigious patient returns with papers; House hands him a lab result he'd rather keep from his wife and pockets the paperwork.
House introduces himself to the clinic waiting room
Forced into clinic duty by Cuddy, House greets the patients with a speech about his credentials, his reluctance and his Vicodin. No one picks him.
House reads a clinic patient's career from the color of her mucus
A patient whose cold is already gone gets told from her new glasses and white teeth that she's about to be fired.
House pages Cuddy from a board meeting to look at a sore throat
Payback for clinic duty: House calls in the hospital's head for a formal consult on the most routine complaint in the room.
House stalls for Cuddy and bets Foreman fifty on the virus
Waiting out Cuddy's golf game with a runner's sore leg, House and Foreman argue the two-illness theory and wager on the patient.
House turns clinic duty into a war game with Cuddy
Cuddy refuses to free him from clinic hours; House vows to win their game, insists to Wilson there's no thin line, and fills a Vicodin script.
A clinic patient with something stuck where it shouldn't be
House deduces the location and embarrassment from a patient who won't sit, then learns what it is and hands the case to Cuddy.
House diagnoses a marathoner's 'parasite'
A runner who can't lose weight learns what her parasite really is, confesses a paternity problem, and gets House's take on marriage.
Jill brings her husband to House's office for a mono test
The pregnant runner needs a cover story; House catches on a beat late and plays along, telling Charlie that feeling fine is a symptom.
Jill gets the result she wanted and House turns down her baby
Jill is thrilled by the news about her husband and wants House for her prenatal care. He has his own idea of the perfect gift.
House likens his overdue charting to Dante's circles of hell
Two weeks behind on charts and eager to clock out at noon, House stalls with poetry and juvenile tricks before being sent to a waiting patient.
House debunks a nun's 'stigmata' as dish-soap dermatitis
Sister Augustine's red hands look holy to her companion; House traces them to a fresh batch of donated pots and hands out free antihistamines.
House prescribes cigarettes for inflammatory bowel disease
A patient whose store job is on the line gets the most unusual prescription of his life, plus a promise that it will make him look cooler.
House sides with the birthday girl against her sugar-phobic mom
A mother wants House to scare her daughter off sugar before a party; he skewers her instead and prescribes a proper cake.
From a hiccups patient to Cuddy cornering House in the men's room
House mocks a hiccups sufferer's home remedies, then Cuddy follows him into the bathroom about the tumor that shrank overnight.
House finds his breathless clinic patient's problem staring at him
A preschool teacher with a tight chest reveals a birthday gift to her husband during an EKG, and House urgently pages Wilson for a second opinion.
House tells his clinic patient her husband is spiking her oatmeal
An EKG detail leads House to the husband's blood-pressure pills, a very unromantic motive, and some wildly inappropriate advice.
An 82-year-old clinic patient falls for House
An elderly woman complains of feeling good, describes a newfound obsession with a young actor and flirts with House, who admits her for tests.
House tells an 82-year-old she has syphilis from prom night
Over her son's protests, House delivers a shocking diagnosis, and Mrs. Adams calmly recalls exactly when she must have caught it.
Clinic: House reads a patient's diabetes off his doughnut-dusted pants
A man wanting blue pills gets a full deduction from his hands, shoes and powdered sugar instead.
House is served a restraining order mid-differential
House mistakes the process server for a stripper, then has the patient moved above the clinic to dodge clinic duty.