Michael hides in his office and fakes incoming calls
Michael phones Pam from a few feet away to check on morale, bolts at the first complaint, and pretends to have other calls.
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Michael dodges the memo by promising a big surprise
Cornered over Dwight's cuts, Michael blames vague orders, promises an end-of-day surprise he hasn't planned, and Dwight hands out a disease form.
House hides from a full waiting room doing a crossword
Holed up in an exam room until his shift ends, House explains why he won't see runny noses and admits his team has no cases.