Ali

5 moments · 7 min

The 17-year-old claims her dad's cold and asks House to check her chest; he asks where all the boys her age went.

Ali has called the clinic 15 times; Cuddy wants security involved while House defends the girl's taste in men.

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Ali turns up as House is heading home and argues 22 weeks shouldn't matter; House jokes about Iceland and their age gap.

House claims Ali was a stranger asking for directions; Cuddy sends her home, and House tries to bargain the carpet against her.

House plays the noble farewell, then asks about a Fresno earthquake: a spore in her brain is behind her lost inhibitions.