Clinic: House diagnoses an infection and summons Foreman to sniff
A clinic patient's contraception causes an infection; House drags Foreman in for a smell test and advises abstinence on evolutionary grounds.
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#clinic comedy
7 moments.
House tests a paralysed yoga patient with a lighter
After a standoff over who got thanked, House meets Caren, borrows a flame and burns her foot; when she screams and moves he calls her a faker.
A former vegetative patient walks into clinic wanting Viagra
A doctor takes a clinic case and meets the man who left last week unresponsive; cortisol cured his Addison's and now he wants a bucket of Viagra.
Clinic: a father's cold, his daughter's handbag, and Fresno in France
A dad lectures his teen about a $400 bag while House examines him, flirts with the giggling daughter, and prescribes cold medicine.
The clinic patient's daughter flirts with House again
Back for her dad's prescription, she thanks House and asks him to return her calls in six months, when she turns 18.
Ali, the clinic patient's daughter, comes back for a very thorough exam
The 17-year-old claims her dad's cold and asks House to check her chest; he asks where all the boys her age went.
House lets Ali down like Casablanca, then diagnoses her crush
House plays the noble farewell, then asks about a Fresno earthquake: a spore in her brain is behind her lost inhibitions.