S3E2 · Cane & Able

Moments, in order

Clancy fears they'll come for him again, and by morning his bed is empty
A seven-year-old begs for the TV light and asks his dad what if they come back; next morning Todd and Stephanie search the house in vain.
3m 47sClancyToddStephanie#missing child #cold open #alien abduction
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Cuddy notices House showered at home and took the stairs
Cuddy reads his early, sweat-free arrival and his favored left side; House jokes his way past the rehab warning.
30sGregory HouseLisa Cuddy#house and cuddy #leg pain
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Wilson and Cuddy argue over keeping the Addison's cure secret
One fears the lie is depressing House into pain; the other says telling him feeds his puzzle addiction while the window to change closes.
51sJames WilsonLisa Cuddy#house's leg #the lie
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Abduction or abuse: the team splits over a boy's alien story
House reads rectal bleeding plus fantasies as abuse; a believer cites billions of planets and House dismisses the nightmares entirely.
1m 20sGregory HouseEric ForemanRobert Chase#differential #aliens
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Chase pretends to remove Clancy's alien tracking chip
During a bleeding-time test Clancy describes the chip in his neck and probes in his ribs; Chase fakes an extraction and Clancy sees right through it.
1m 26sRobert ChaseClancyStephanie#bedside manner #aliens #patient kid
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House pits Chase against Foreman over a botched bleeding test
Contradicting tests leave the team guessing who screwed up; House eggs on Foreman and Chase until the trash talk turns to yo-mama jokes.
1m 33sGregory HouseRobert ChaseEric Foreman#differential #team rivalry
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Clancy vanishes and is found cutting the chip out of his own neck
House mocks the search with a galactic itinerary; Clancy is found hiding without windows, digging at his neck.
50sGregory HouseClancyAllison Cameron#missing patient #self-harm #aliens
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The metal from Clancy's neck is titanium, and House stumbles
House taunts the lab result into a surgical pin fragment; the team doubts the route to the neck, then notices House trip.
1m 10sGregory HouseEric ForemanRobert Chase#differential #leg pain
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A former vegetative patient walks into clinic wanting Viagra
A doctor takes a clinic case and meets the man who left last week unresponsive; cortisol cured his Addison's and now he wants a bucket of Viagra.
1m 06sRichard McNeilAllison CameronLisa Cuddy#clinic comedy #addison's #secret exposed
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Cuddy and Wilson are called unethical for hiding House's win
Wilson and Cuddy defend teaching House humility; the pain debate ends in a deal to PET-scan his brain and tell him if the ketamine still works.
47sLisa CuddyJames WilsonAllison Cameron#ethics #the lie
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Clancy asks if a cure will keep the aliens away, then crashes
Clancy says weird things keep happening to him; minutes later he struggles for breath in pulmonary edema and hypertensive crisis.
57sClancyRobert ChaseNurse#crisis #patient kid
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Von Willebrand's confirmed, and a theory that Clancy cheats by panicking
Foreman is vindicated; Cameron suggests hypertension let him clot, and House riffs on cheating and wrestling catchphrases.
1m 14sGregory HouseEric ForemanRobert Chase#diagnosis #differential
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On a high-def echo House spots a patch of heart that refuses to beat
Envying the screen and demanding a laser pointer, House finds a few thousand myocytes not moving at all.
1m 20sGregory HouseEric ForemanRobert Chase#diagnosis #comedy
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Cuddy wants a PET scan; House wants to know about her chest
Cuddy presses about his leg and pain; House deflects with pregnancy jokes about her figure until she drops it.
1m 18sGregory HouseLisa Cuddy#house and cuddy #leg pain
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Alien DNA: Clancy's heart cells don't match the rest of him
House demands a terrestrial explanation as the team runs through UV, chemicals and fungus, then agrees to tag the bad cells like cancer.
2m 01sGregory HouseEric ForemanRobert Chase#differential #genetics #aliens
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Cameron tells Chase and Foreman House didn't blow the last case
Wilson and Cuddy argue about their plan; during the scan the truth slips out that Cuddy used House's idea to teach him humility.
1m 41sJames WilsonLisa CuddyAllison Cameron#the lie #team gossip
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Wilson offers House Vicodin to get him running again
Wilson argues pills would carry him through rehab; House calls him an enabler and won't face whether the ketamine is wearing off.
53sGregory HouseJames Wilson#vicodin #house and wilson #leg pain
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Clancy seizes, and two clean brain scans still won't show the cause
With hallucinations and a seizure the team says House is wrong again; the brain tag shows nothing and House walks off to think.
1m 23sGregory HouseClancyStephanie#seizure #differential
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Cuddy confronts House in the garage and confesses he was right
Cuddy pushes him not to give up; he reads her guilt, and she admits one cortisol shot woke his last patient.
1m 35sGregory HouseLisa Cuddy#confession #house and cuddy #the lie
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Clancy is two people: House explains chimerism with tennis
IVF embryos that fused; the twin's cells act like a bad doubles partner, and House pitches probing the brain to make it hallucinate.
2m 11sGregory HouseRobert ChaseEric Foreman#diagnosis #twins #chimerism
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House talks Clancy into an alien abduction on the operating table
Probes map motor and sensory areas; the hallucination is too faint until House tells Clancy they're coming for him, and the twin's cells show.
2m 25sGregory HouseClancyRobert Chase#cure #aliens #brain surgery
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House confronts Wilson over the plot to humble him
House sees through Wilson's body language; Wilson says the truth would have made him think he was God.
1m 02sGregory HouseJames Wilson#ending #house and wilson #the lie
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