Men versus women, and House christens Cutthroat Bitch
House splits the candidates by sex with a run of nicknames; one woman asks to join the men's side and earns her official title.
Amber Volakis
Every House moment featuring Amber Volakis, in story order. Played by Anne Dudek.
71 moments · 1h 36m
A defector joins the men and sets bugs biting the patient
A woman candidate trades a former fellow's trick for a spot on the men's team; their xenodiagnosis bugs are on the patient when he starts choking.
House interrogates Thirteen, who admits she's hiding everything
The tilt table proves the women right and the patient enjoys the ride; House turns the report into a grilling about Thirteen's secrets.
House briefs his 'angels' by speakerphone while Bosley fetches coffee
Over a whipped mocha, House briefs his 'angels', mixes up Amber and Thirteen, and hands out new nicknames, including one for Cole.
Amber offers to take House's clinic hours and Cuddy sees through it
Amber introduces herself and volunteers for clinic duty; Cuddy says kissing up won't score points with House and advises quitting if she has doubts.
The flower ceremony: a planted dog collar and Henry's exit
House hands out peonies, calls the planted dog collar a beautiful overreach, and lets Henry go.
Cuddy installs Foreman as House's boss
House's differential is interrupted when Cuddy announces she has rehired Foreman as her eyes and ears, and House asks where Foreman will keep his balls.
House needles Foreman mid-differential
While Foreman tries to run the differential, House goads him about why he quit and whether he took a raise, calling him a whore either way.
The great mayonnaise announcement
House explains how mirror patients read people, assigns cultures and a car search, and announces a fake mayonnaise scare to flood Cuddy's clinic with doctors.
The Great Mayonnaise Panic and free scans for all
Cuddy refuses to give House his team back during the clinic panic, so House orders a risky liver biopsy and offers uninsured patients MRIs and private rooms.
Pig poo cracks the case
House reveals the patient sells farm equipment and caught an infection from pig lagoons, then delays treatment by 15 minutes.
You all suck, none of you are fired
House tears apart every fellow's mistakes on the case, declares they all tie for sucking most, and then fires nobody.
What would House do?
The fellows argue whether Foreman is testing them; he refuses to play House, apologizes to Casey, and she turns feverish and delirious.
Foreman's fellows fight for points
Lupus, MS and meningitis collide amid flirting jabs; Foreman accuses the fellows of chasing House's approval, then grants three hours of tests.
Amber and Taub ask Cameron about Foreman
Two fellows seek Cameron's backing for lupus and her help handling Foreman, who they say must prove he's the smartest in the room.
Foreman: House built a cutthroat world
After two fellows treated behind his back, Foreman says none of them care about the medicine and blames the game House set up.
House's challenge: steal Cuddy's thong
With no cases, House makes Kutner bet his job on the magician and sets a contest: whoever brings him Cuddy's thong gets immunity and nominates two for firing.
Taub's coffee 'accident' on Cuddy
Amber and Taub spar over teaming up, then Taub trips and spills coffee down Cuddy and offers to help in the clinic.
Eau de Cuddy: House inspects the evidence
Fake panties are rejected because Cuddy wore a red bra today, House exposes a deal between two fellows, and Foreman tries to talk medicine.
Amber's pitch to Cole: I'm a good doctor
During a scan, Amber tells Cole she's manipulative and a bitch, but as good a doctor as anyone, and that's all that matters.
House predicts the pagers
House mocks the death prediction, calls a page before it happens, and floats amyloidosis while refusing credit for a lucky guess.
The team treats House, then drugs him
The fellows hound feverish House for symptoms while he insists he's fine, until the room starts spinning.
Presto: blood type AB out of a hat
House explains Finn got the wrong blood type because an autoimmune disease made him look type AB, and finally has a case of lupus.
Cole's nominations, and his deal with Cuddy
Cole nominates Amber and Kutner; House works out Cole bought Cuddy's panties by letting her pick, praises the scheme and fires him.
Points, speed and the staff of treatment
The candidates race to shout diagnoses; House argues twenty-out-of-twenty symptoms means a hidden disease, docks points and hands one person the right to test.
Malaria, and the anatomical model from Grandma House
A candidate floats relapsing malaria against the drug theory, and House turns on the team for wrecking an anatomical model with a dubious origin story.
House asks Amber why she is afraid to lose
House probes Amber's contempt for the addict patient; she turns it into a defense of winning and asks how that hurts patients, or him.
A heavy penalty for a test nobody authorized
The patient goes into respiratory failure, Foreman is caught tailing the team, and House docks a candidate for a sneaky lumbar puncture.
House fires everyone
Told that Quidd volunteers with abandoned kids, House snaps, fires all four candidates, and is left with Foreman calling it a drug case.
Four wrongs make a measles diagnosis
House credits each candidate's wrong idea for the answer and lays out plain old measles caught from the kids he works with.