Wilson brings Tritter's deal to House: rehab or a cell
Wilson and Tritter offer House two months of rehab for a guilty plea; House calls it betrayal and has three days to decide.
S3E10 · Merry Little Christmas
21 moments · 27 min of essential viewing.
Moments, in order
House barges into Cuddy's exam and steals her patients
Dodging Wilson on rehab, House grabs Cuddy for pills, cracks dwarf jokes at a mother and daughter, and calls her diagnosis an evasion.
Foreman says Wilson ratted; Cameron earns a gold star
The team tells House to take the deal; he shrugs it off and makes them see why a negative TB test means nothing in a weak immune system.
House grills a little-person mom about the logistics
During a gallium scan House asks Abigail's mother about her average-sized husband, and Abigail bristles at being treated like a child.
Cuddy and Wilson plan to cut off House's Vicodin
Cuddy tears into Wilson for going to Tritter without her, then proposes taking away House's pills to force him into the deal.
House reads a 60-watt liver, and Cuddy pulls him off the case
House spots a dim liver on an overexposed scan; Cuddy suspends him and cuts off his Vicodin until he takes the deal.
Cameron calls out Wilson's motives
Cameron tells Wilson his deal with Tritter got his life back, and that pretending his motives are pure is the problem.
Caught raiding Cuddy's drawer, House predicts the pancreas
House is found breaking into Cuddy's pill drawer, warns the illness will hit the pancreas next, and walks out.
'House, you've tanned': Cuddy sees through Chase's theory
Chase pushes House's pancreas theory; Cuddy guesses its source and accuses him of feeding House pills.
House poses as a clinic patient to score Vicodin
House fakes a broken face for a clinic doctor, gets stonewalled by the no-opiates policy, then rips the doctor's prescribing and is thrown out.
Detoxing at home, House cuts himself and names Still's disease
A colleague finds House in withdrawal with deliberate cuts on his arm; between jabs he works out an autoimmune trigger.
House begs Cuddy for anti-nausea meds
House shows Cuddy her plan isn't working and asks for something for the vomiting; she tells him to go to rehab.
House crashes a widow's condolences to humiliate Wilson
House mocks Wilson in front of a grieving widow, brags he still out-diagnosed him, and Wilson guesses the real reason he came.
Tritter tells Wilson he will testify or go to jail
Wilson refuses to testify, arguing House saves lives; Tritter threatens a subpoena and charges.
Picking up a dead man's prescription
At the pharmacy House picks up a prescription under the name of Wilson's late patient and blames a moron pharmacist.
High House argues that a bear named Bill is not a dog
House lectures a sick boy in the cafeteria on faulty syllogisms as Cuddy realizes he's on something.
She's not a dwarf: House cracks the case
Normal growth plates tell House the patient isn't a dwarf; he names a disease that is both cancer and autoimmune.
Abigail learns she isn't a dwarf and refuses to grow
House explains the granuloma and the growth hormone pills; Abigail says she likes who she is, and he mocks it.
House to the mother: how strong does she have to be?
House says being a freak makes you stronger and asks Abigail's mother how strong she really wants her daughter to be.
A mother tells her daughter to take what she couldn't have
Abigail fears growing will make her boring; her mother wants her to have what she can't.
House is ready to take the deal, but Tritter's withdrawn it
House says he'll take the deal; Tritter says it's off the table now that he has the dead patient's oxycodone pickup.
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