Game testers' megablaster run ends in burning hands
A squad of video game testers storms a monster-filled level until Vince stops playing, his hands suddenly on fire.
S6E2 · Epic Fail
20 moments · 23 min of essential viewing in a 44-minute episode.
Moments, in order
House announces he's quitting the hospital
Fresh out of Mayfield, House says he's leaving diagnostics for research and apologizes to the team he is leaving behind.
Foreman lobbies Cuddy to run the department
Before House has even left the lobby, Foreman asks Cuddy for the job; she calls House a genius and gives him one shot.
Foreman, 'Genius 2.0,' strong-arms his patient
The internet-savvy Vince demands chelation, so Foreman calls his bluff and offers to walk away from the case.
Ball jokes and a breakthrough at cooking class
Wilson brings House to cooking class; House's meatball jokes give way to a chemistry insight about acid and browning.
Vince hacked Thirteen's bikini photos
The patient admits snooping through the team's profiles, ogling a leopard-print bikini shot, then denies using cocaine.
Cuddy's goodbye in House's kitchen
Cuddy finds House making gnocchi with a classmate and asks if she's why he's leaving; her goodbye is cut short by the cook.
The three-hour symptom nobody expected
Thinking it's a bird infection, the team learns Vince has had an erection for three hours, and it's getting painful.
Vince brings in rival doctors from the Internet
After sparring with Thirteen over dinner, Foreman finds strangers at the bedside, a papaya-cleanse peddler among them, and Thirteen is forced to pick sides.
House cooks all night and turns it up to 11
Wilson wakes to an all-night ragù session; House admits it was cooking or going out to score.
Thirteen and Foreman fight over the hedge
Thirteen objects to being told the team's opinion is Foreman's opinion; Foreman says it's his job, and the MRI is clean.
Thirteen seeks House's advice over ragù
House predicts her visit, tells Thirteen to learn when to give in, then serves food that floors her, though his leg still hurts.
House fears the Very Dark Place
Bored of cooking and back in pain, House admits to his therapist he worries nothing will ever hold his interest.
Foreman swats down the crowd's diagnoses
Vince's $25,000 reward floods in theories, from Graves' to the demon Legion, and Foreman cuts a deal over amyloidosis.
The toilet sting on House
A blocked toilet valve yields House's urine sample: clean for Vicodin, but it came from a Labrador.
Foreman tells Vince the truth about the risk
Foreman admits his career rides on the case but refuses to let a scared patient hand him the decision about risky chemo.
House's proof lands in Wilson's mug
Accused of using again, House offers a fresh sample on the spot, into the nearest office mug.
Fabry's, solved by a stranger online
The team cracks the case through fingers that didn't prune, but the key answer came from the Internet.
Foreman fires Thirteen to save them
With the department officially his, Foreman tells Thirteen he needs her, and that's why she can't work for him.
House slipped, and found what kills the pain
House confesses he nearly took pills, then solved his old team's case online and his leg stopped hurting.
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