Drill instructor collapses mid-obstacle course
A boot-camp instructor screams a bleeding cadet over the wall, then crumples himself with back pain and cannot get up.
S7E10 · Carrot or Stick
20 moments · 23 min of essential viewing in a 44-minute episode.
Moments, in order
Chase's doctored nude photo goes up on his profile
The team gawks at a shrunken nude of Chase online; House traces the shot to a hotel bathroom at a wedding where Chase slept with three women.
Masters calls House's department a boot camp
The case of a former marine turns into a debate on discipline versus bullying, and House sends 'Captain Micropenis' Chase off the cath job.
The patient attacks during a blood draw
A routine blood draw ends with the drill instructor accusing the doctor of trying to kill him; House later credits her idea with zero sympathy.
House fears Rachel will flunk her preschool play date
House tricks Wilson into advice: Cuddy's daughter will fail the Waldenwood test, and he'll be stuck consoling Cuddy.
Foreman and Masters question the camp kids
Touring the isolation hut, the doctors argue nature versus parenting, then press a defiant boy who says his future is bleak anyway.
House hijacks Chase's status update from the playground
Phoning in from a playground, House reveals Chase's phone is buzzing nonstop after a fake status inviting ladies of size to call.
Masters urges the drill instructor to show Landon he cares
During a scan, the patient admits he can't reach Landon; Masters points out the boy has never had a steady man in his life.
House secretly tutors Rachel with blocks and rings
Volunteering to play with Rachel, House runs his own admissions drill and quickly loses patience with the toddler.
Chase's first suspect loves kittens and heels
Chase accuses his first wedding hookup, who denies everything and invites him to stay.
Feed the Monkey with a dog-training clicker
Wilson finds House drilling Rachel at a stolen preschool game with a dog clicker, behind Cuddy's back.
Chase learns his second suspect still lives with her parents
Kenzie insists they had a connection, then reveals she isn't eighteen yet, and that her parents won't let her online.
Landon bolts with stolen car keys
The sick teenager tries to flee rather than go back to the camp, while his instructor's legs seize up.
House figures out the drill instructor is Landon's father
From the caseworker's paperwork, House deduces who paid Landon's camp fee and why he kept it hidden.
'He doesn't need a drill instructor. He needs a dad.'
Masters turns the instructor's own creed about consequences on him and pushes him to tell Landon the truth.
Rachel lies straight-faced at the Waldenwood play date
The school suspects coaching; asked by Cuddy if she's played the monkey game before, Rachel says no without blinking.
House is proud that Rachel lies like a pro
Stitching a clinic patient whose own cover story falls apart, House admires Rachel's instinct for lying.
Shared diagnosis, shared blood: 'I'm your father'
Both patients have the same genetic condition; talk of sharing a liver forces the drill instructor to tell Landon who he is.
Chase unmasks his prankster: the woman he walked out on
The real culprit explains her revenge: Chase ditched her mid-conversation when she said she didn't sleep with guys on a first date.
A father waits for his son, and Waldenwood says no
Landon's father vows to stay; House hears Rachel was turned away and, for once, tells Cuddy she'll be fine.
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