Michael shows Jim how to close a sale, then tours his kingdom
Michael's masterclass sales call misfires when he calls the client sir, then he introduces the office, needles Pam about faxes and shows off his best-boss mug.

Every The Office moment featuring Jim Halpert, in story order. Played by John Krasinski.
32 moments · 47 min
Michael's masterclass sales call misfires when he calls the client sir, then he introduces the office, needles Pam about faxes and shows off his best-boss mug.
Dwight says Jim's clutter is spilling onto his desk and puts up a barrier, sparking a mock safety debate; then he claims to welcome downsizing.
After Jim muses about Pam, Dwight finds his stapler set in Jell-O again; Michael plays judge while Jim and Ryan trade dessert puns.
Pam's fiance Roy collects her, she explains their three-year engagement, and Jim quietly wonders whether he'll be invited to the wedding.
Jim hopes to walk Pam out, but she's leaving with Roy; a small, telling exchange to close the pilot.
Michael claims he wanted diversity training before corporate mandated it; then Dwight runs a noisy shredder mid-call and calls it retaliation.
Michael fumbles Oscar's surname, declares a color-free zone, invites everyone to name a race they find attractive, and won't call Mr. Brown by his name.
Michael ejects a joker, then screens his homemade video with a made-up Lincoln quote; Jim's feedback is brief and he exits to a meeting.
Michael lists his heritage and an impossible fraction, then asks Oscar for a less offensive word than Mexican and can't explain why.
Jim finally reaches his biggest client of the year, only to hear a colleague already closed the renewal at a discount.
After the office empties, Pam stirs beside Jim and heads home; despite the lost sale, Jim sums up the day with a smile.
Jim deflects Michael's offer onto Dwight, who asks how many people he can fire and demands an office; Michael plans credit either way.
Dwight insists people knock on his temporary workspace, and tells Pam his Schrute genes let him control his cholesterol at will.
Michael hunts for a free casino trip and asks a coal mine whether its elevator counts as a ride, while back at the office Jim and Pam invent new diseases.
Dwight reads the fake conditions on his survey, accuses Jim, and cancels coverage for everyone until the culprit confesses.
Dwight interrogates Jim over a cereal-themed disease, so Jim pockets his keys, locks him in, and takes a leisurely call from Pam.
Fearing downsizing, Dwight proposes an alliance and Jim cannot believe his luck, then uses it to flirt with Pam in plain sight.
Jim reports on a kitchen conversation as enemy plotting, and Dwight erupts at the thought that everyone is out to get them.
Dwight the deer hunter hides in a cardboard box to catch a rival alliance, leaving Jim to wonder about trust as the party starts upstairs.
Michael tells dairy-allergic Meredith how good her cake is, while Jim sends Pam downstairs to stage a phone call beside Dwight's box.
Jim mentions the donation and Michael realises a walk-a-thon pledge is per mile, then fumbles trying to talk Oscar down.
Jim's whispered plan to send Dwight undercover is interrupted, he confesses the alliance prank, and Dwight disowns him, then gloats.
Michael keeps Dwight off the team and hands him the Saturday work schedule instead, and the tiny promotion goes straight to his head.
Michael assumes Stanley plays, turns down every volunteer from the office, and Dwight fights his way onto the team before ruining Jim's weekend.
Michael trash-talks a warehouse worker getting tea, then trumps a dinner bet with a stake his own team will regret.
Jim hopes to impress, Pam backs Roy, and Jim invites her to the outlet mall if her fiance ends up working.
Michael's 'friendly game' pep talk, a shirts-or-skins debate, Pam's loaded jump ball, and Michael lost in the zone between misses.
Michael shares his two rules on office romance, then pushes Jim toward Katy, and Jim's answer gets under Kevin's skin.
Jim talks Dwight into wooing Katy and sells him on purses for men, then he and Pam watch Dwight stress-test the merchandise.
Michael makes the temp clear his car before the big ride, rescuing a power drink and a drugstore cologne while Jim finally meets Katy.
Bored Pam visits Jim, who jokes about big plans with Katy; her own plans with Roy sound much less exciting.
Michael credits his symmetrical face, then Katy leaves with Jim instead, and he insists his employees are his true special someone.