House's gorilla-testicle theory of poker
At the hospital charity poker game, House needles his tablemate with primate biology and a speech about how bad cards make small things annoying.
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4 moments.
Not lymphoma: House's runaway-train speech
A mass at the base of Ian's brain fails to prove lymphoma, and House frames the disease as a train whose destination they already know.
Esther rests, House gets told he was lucky, and the barnacle line
Over one last poker hand House is told his diagnosis was a guess, and he answers with another animal anatomy fact.
Blue Barrel kennels and a magic trick: Hannah has the plague
An abnormally normal white count leads House to the dog's breeder and a new swelling on Hannah; he explains the plague with a dam metaphor.