Thirteen and Kutner fired, then not fired
Foreman calls the game over, House fires Thirteen and Kutner, and the drug-impurity theory that follows wins them their jobs back.
Thirteen
Every House moment featuring Thirteen, in story order. Played by Olivia Wilde.
211 moments · 4h 51m
House fires everyone
Told that Quidd volunteers with abandoned kids, House snaps, fires all four candidates, and is left with Foreman calling it a drug case.
Four wrongs make a measles diagnosis
House credits each candidate's wrong idea for the answer and lays out plain old measles caught from the kids he works with.
Lecture hall verdict: game over
House plays Quidd's early recording to the candidates, fires Amber for winning for the wrong reasons, then fires Thirteen: four applicants, two spots.
House's holiday decorations rant
The team wonders if House is done firing people; he tears into the Christmas decorations, hands out nicknames, and gets asked for a Secret Santa.
Thirteen calls House out over the honest patient
House pitches a conversion disorder and a trick to fix it; Thirteen calls it pathetic, and House says she is jealous of the patient's choice.
A Hasidic bride, and the team's gossip
The team works up a bride who collapsed at her wedding while trading news of Wilson and Amber; House pushes a self-poisoning theory.
Foreman reads Thirteen
During Roz's scan Foreman and Thirteen debate how people get boxed, and he guesses something she would rather keep private.
House argues niceness is a symptom: cavemen and the bell curve
House tells the team a selflessly nice man must have a genetic defect, backs it with a caveman parable and statistics, then holds a vote that doesn't count.
Positive for syphilis: the wife explains why she isn't angry
The patient blames his old test, not his wife; she tells a doctor how being near someone too nice slowly makes you better.
The team tells House he has syphilis
A blood test the team ran on House comes back positive; they break it to him while he watches a soap and juggles the case.
House deduces Evan is impotent from a dating story
Hearing that a colleague's dates with Evan ended early, House diagnoses impotence and B6 toxicity, and demands proof of arousal.
House offers to fire Thirteen as the team splits over Graves'
During the Graves' disease debate House tells Cameron she wants to be there and offers to fire Thirteen; she refuses and the team argues protocol.
Stitched up, House insists he saw a symptom before the crash
Getting his head sewn after the bus crash, House insists he saw someone dying and sends the team off, calling Thirteen a lesbian.
House shuts the door and orders a needle into the heart
With the bus driver suffocating, House blocks the room, explains an air bubble from dental work and demands someone stab his heart.
Diet pills in the vitamins, and House calls out Thirteen
The team says Amber hid diet pills; House orders a finger run across her valve, then tells Thirteen she never searched the bathroom.
House tells Thirteen what she's really afraid of
In the restroom, Thirteen admits she's failing on the case; House connects it to her Huntington's risk and tells her to deal with it or leave.
House outs Thirteen's Huntington's in the middle of a differential
Thirteen defends the patient's career a little too hard, House says out loud what her test showed, and the team presses her afterwards.
House finds the ectopic pregnancy, then turns on Thirteen: 'People die!'
House shows the patient the pregnancy growing on her intestine, then shuts down Thirteen's objections by tying them to her own test result.
Thirteen and the patient argue about living for yourself
The patient learns she has been replaced; Thirteen pushes her to want more, and she answers that she would rather be close to the birds.
Thirteen tells the patient she has Huntington's
As the patient feels better, Thirteen confides what her diagnosis will take from her and why she needs her life to matter.
House diagnoses 'pretty leprosy'
House notices the patient looks younger, stops the chemo, and explains the leprosy that makes skin look smoother.
The patient goes back to Patty; House: dying changes everything
The patient chooses her old job, Thirteen calls it pathetic, and House explains why a near miss changes nothing.
House has run background checks on his own team
Mid-differential House reveals he knows Thirteen's car loan, a world record crawl, and hints at something on Taub's wife.
Bisexidrine and Cuckoldisol: House renames the trial drugs
House names each experimental drug after his team's secrets while Taub admits he knows about the account.
House's father is dead and House would rather talk about Taub
The team learns House's father died; House deflects onto Taub's late night confession and insists he didn't even like the man.
House learns Thirteen spent the night with the patient
The patient was with Thirteen at 3 a.m.; House is overjoyed, needles her about spiraling since her diagnosis, and sends her for marrow.
House chaperones Thirteen and her one-night stand
House sits in on the exam and grills both women about their night, down to asking the patient to rate it.
Thirteen learns the patient used her to reach House
Thirteen finds the patient's letters to House and accuses her of sleeping with her to get her case taken; mid-argument the patient's heart crashes.
Thirteen predicts House's excuse to search her place
After the cardiac arrest Thirteen spells out exactly how House will invent a reason to go through her apartment, and he does.