A firefighter collapses after a dressing-down
Derek's captain blasts him for charging into a fire with his partner Amy; minutes later Derek collapses at the scene, freezing.
S3E11 · Words and Deeds
20 moments · 25 min of essential viewing.
Moments, in order
House pleads not guilty and eyes Tritter
At his arraignment House pleads not guilty; his lawyer lays out the evidence and warns him off a witness intimidation charge.
House is told he's a stubborn adolescent idiot
House is chewed out for every way he provoked Tritter and told he must make his own way out of prison, then handed Vicodin to go talk to him.
Blue vision means Viagra: House diagnoses male menopause
House reads the patient's blue vision as a Viagra side effect and builds a male-menopause theory around burns to the genitals.
House apologizes to Tritter, who doesn't buy it
House explains his pain and admits he was wrong; Tritter thanks him and says he only cares what House does, not what he says.
House lets the team run the case and checks into rehab
House barely challenges the team's theory, then reveals he is heading upstairs to check himself into rehab.
Cuddy and Wilson visit House in detox
House says rehab is a show for Tritter that only works if it's real, and christens his orderly Voldemort.
House takes on the twelve steps in group therapy
Asked about fixing his relationships, House riffs on a higher power and refuses to surrender his free will.
Wilson calls House a coward at rehab
House mocks the program as platitudes; Wilson tells him he has to get on with his life, and House goes for Wilson's own history.
Broken heart syndrome: love is killing Derek
House diagnoses broken heart syndrome triggered by Amy's engagement; the team finds every treatment makes it worse.
House pitches electroshock, and Cuddy says yes
House proposes wiping Derek's memories of Amy with electroshock; Cuddy agrees, and House wonders whether she trusts him or pities him.
Tritter visits art therapy and House explodes
Tritter says he won't go to the DA; House calls him a vindictive bully, and Tritter says even an addict's actions lie.
After electroshock, Derek doesn't know his brother
Derek counts down into the procedure and wakes up unable to recognize his brother Brock or Amy.
House apologizes to Wilson
Wilson brings House something for court; House says he had no business blaming him, and Wilson asks him to keep going.
House diagnoses by phone mid-hearing, then walks out
While Tritter testifies, House takes the team's call about false memories, mocks the judge and leaves the courtroom.
Mr. Squeegee: a meningioma explains everything
House follows the menopause pattern into an angiogram and finds a tumor that caused the high voice and false memories.
Cuddy testifies that she swapped House's pills for placebos
On the stand Cuddy claims House only got placebos because she swapped the bottles, and the prosecution calls her a liar.
Case dismissed: 'You have better friends than you deserve'
The judge throws out the case, scolds both House and Tritter, and still jails House overnight for contempt.
Cuddy tells House she owns him now
House jokes about a conjugal visit; Cuddy says he made her perjure herself and lists the duties he now owes her.
Wilson finds out nothing has changed
Wilson discovers the rehab pills are really Vicodin; House says his higher power approved, and the friends say good night.
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