S3E12 · One Day, One Room

Moments, in order

Cuddy sentences House to clinic duty, and he triages the room
Cuddy doubles House's clinic hours for lying about having cases; he sends every runny nose home and refuses to wipe crotches.
1m 29sGregory HouseLisa Cuddy#house and cuddy #clinic #perjurer and felon
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House silences a screaming patient with a paralytic
A clinic patient goes wild with head pain; House paralyzes him to stop the screaming and claims the case to escape the clinic.
1m 10sGregory House#clinic #drastic measures
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A full differential for a cockroach in the ear
The team builds tumor and psych theories while House sits on the answer, a bug in the ear, and orders tests to dodge Cuddy.
1m 38sGregory HouseEric ForemanRobert Chase#gross #differential #fake case
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Cuddy finds the rehab was a scam
Cuddy catches House with Vicodin after he quit rehab and threatens jail; he says he'd rather go to jail than do as he's told.
51sGregory HouseLisa Cuddy#threat #vicodin #house and cuddy
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A judgmental patient gets judged back
A well-groomed patient criticizes House's appearance until House diagnoses athlete's foot in his nose.
43sGregory HouseClinic patient#diagnosis #comeback #clinic
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House pays patients to leave, Cuddy bets him to stay
House offers $50 to anyone who will leave the clinic; Cuddy counters with $10 for every patient he diagnoses without touching.
1m 14sGregory HouseLisa Cuddy#bet #house and cuddy #clinic
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Sex while stupid: House delivers STD results
House lectures his STD patients about condoms; a young woman learns she has chlamydia and recoils when he reaches for her.
1m 33sGregory HouseClinic patient#clinic #std #sex while stupid
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House hands off a rape victim, and she refuses
House asks Cuddy to reassign the patient who told him she was raped; she insists on staying with him.
1m 02sGregory HouseLisa CuddyClinic patient#trust #clinic #rape survivor
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House tells her he doesn't want to treat her
House explains she wants him because he doesn't want her; she asks if he's raping her and throws him out.
1m 35sGregory HouseClinic patient#confrontation #control #rape survivor
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After an overdose, she wants to talk about the weather
She swallows a bottle of sedatives; at her bedside House says he's there under orders, and she wants only small talk.
2m 29sGregory HouseClinic patient#overdose #bedside #rape survivor
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Cameron's dying patient: 'I need somebody to remember me'
A dying man refusing pain relief explains a promise to his father and spooks Cameron by knowing about her husband.
1m 12sAllison CameronHomeless patientNurse#cameron #dying patient #palliative care
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House's bleak view of humanity
She asks how being raped makes sense; House calls people selfish animals, and she asks if anything terrible ever happened to him.
52sGregory HouseClinic patient#philosophy #rape survivor
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Wilson coaches House on what to tell her
House sedates her rather than answer; Wilson tells him to say his life was good, then bad, whatever gives her hope.
1m 45sGregory HouseJames Wilson#advice #house and wilson
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House tells her about his grandmother
House wakes her and shares a childhood story of a strict grandmother who punished him with ice baths and nights in the yard.
1m 24sGregory HouseClinic patient#confession #childhood
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She catches House lying: 'Life is a series of rooms'
She doesn't believe the grandmother story; furious, she tells him a life is built from the rooms you are stuck in.
1m 13sGregory HouseClinic patient#confrontation #philosophy #one day one room
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Pregnancy test: House tells her she's pregnant
A colleague reveals House only tested her for STDs; she's pregnant, and House checks how she's taking it.
47sGregory HouseClinic patientLisa Cuddy#pregnancy #rape survivor
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House argues abortion with her
She won't terminate on principle; House picks apart 'every life is sacred', and she notes he's enjoying the debate.
2m 14sGregory HouseClinic patient#philosophy #abortion #debate
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Cameron's patient wants his suffering to matter
On a walk the dying man tells Cameron he has no one and needs to know something is different because he was here.
49sAllison CameronHomeless patient#legacy #cameron #dying patient
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House and the patient argue about God in the park
House shares his jogger fantasy and attacks her faith until she asks what his excuse is.
2m 36sGregory HouseClinic patient#god #philosophy #park
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She sees House is hurt too, and he tells the truth
She says she chose him because he seems hurt; House admits the story was true, but it was his father, and she starts to tell hers.
1m 59sGregory HouseClinic patient#confession #breakthrough #house's father
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One day, one room
House tells Wilson the patient is talking but wonders if they only made a girl cry; asked about following up, he takes it one room at a time.
1m 03sGregory HouseJames Wilson#ending #house and wilson
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