Clinic: a father's cold, his daughter's handbag, and Fresno in France
A dad lectures his teen about a $400 bag while House examines him, flirts with the giggling daughter, and prescribes cold medicine.
Clinic patient's Best Moments
Every House moment featuring Clinic patient, in story order.
14 moments · 21 min · by Favseen
- 01
- 02
House's speech on babies being perfect, then downhill
Mid clinic exam, House explains how parents live off their kids' achievements and why Adam's parents get nothing back.
- 03
A judgmental patient gets judged back
A well-groomed patient criticizes House's appearance until House diagnoses athlete's foot in his nose.
- 04
Sex while stupid: House delivers STD results
House lectures his STD patients about condoms; a young woman learns she has chlamydia and recoils when he reaches for her.
- 05
House hands off a rape victim, and she refuses
House asks Cuddy to reassign the patient who told him she was raped; she insists on staying with him.
- 06
House tells her he doesn't want to treat her
House explains she wants him because he doesn't want her; she asks if he's raping her and throws him out.
- 07
After an overdose, she wants to talk about the weather
She swallows a bottle of sedatives; at her bedside House says he's there under orders, and she wants only small talk.
- 08
House's bleak view of humanity
She asks how being raped makes sense; House calls people selfish animals, and she asks if anything terrible ever happened to him.
- 09
House tells her about his grandmother
House wakes her and shares a childhood story of a strict grandmother who punished him with ice baths and nights in the yard.
- 10
She catches House lying: 'Life is a series of rooms'
She doesn't believe the grandmother story; furious, she tells him a life is built from the rooms you are stuck in.
- 11
Pregnancy test: House tells her she's pregnant
A colleague reveals House only tested her for STDs; she's pregnant, and House checks how she's taking it.
- 12
House argues abortion with her
She won't terminate on principle; House picks apart 'every life is sacred', and she notes he's enjoying the debate.
- 13
House and the patient argue about God in the park
House shares his jogger fantasy and attacks her faith until she asks what his excuse is.
- 14
She sees House is hurt too, and he tells the truth
She says she chose him because he seems hurt; House admits the story was true, but it was his father, and she starts to tell hers.