S5E12 · Painless

Moments, in order

A hockey drive ends with dad in the running car
Zach doubts himself on the way to hockey; turning back for his stick, they find his father Jeff in the running car.
1m 47s#cold open #suicide attempt #chronic pain
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Cameron calls in a favor
Cuddy reveals Cameron already did House's budget so he owes her, and Cameron presents a man with three years of unexplained pain.
1m 06sGregory HouseLisa CuddyAllison Cameron#favor #house and cuddy #new case
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Is it ever sane to want to die?
The team splits on whether a suicide attempt proves mental illness; House offers the burning-at-the-stake test and gets a sharp answer.
1m 07sGregory HouseChris TaubAllison Cameron#suicide #ethics #differential
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The pain questionnaire, answered by his wife
Jeff insists he isn't depressed while his wife describes a strong, hopeful man for whom everything is now harder.
1m 22s#family #chronic pain #questionnaire
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Thirteen turns Foreman down
Searching Jeff's home, Foreman asks why she's avoiding him since they kissed; Thirteen says she likes him and won't drag anyone down.
1m 16sThirteenEric Foreman#rejection #huntington's #foreman and thirteen
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Kutner and Taub debate who has suicide baggage
Scanning for tumors, Kutner probes Taub's absolute stance on suicide and offers his own view from a hard childhood; then they spot something.
59sLawrence KutnerChris Taub#backstory #suicide #taub and kutner
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House versus the insurance adjuster
House's damaged bedroom isn't covered: the adjuster says the pipe was pulled apart, not burst, and House's sarcasm doesn't help.
50sGregory House#insurance #sarcasm #house at home
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House finds teeth marks on the IV line
House cancels the angioplasty, deduces Jeff blew air into his own IV, and Jeff admits he lied: he still wants to die.
1m 27sGregory HouseThirteenLawrence Kutner#deduction #suicide attempt #chronic pain
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Jeff pushes everyone away, then the pain jumps
During a forearm test Jeff sends his family away, a doctor tells him off, and suddenly the pain leaps to his leg.
1m 03sChris Taub#family #test #chronic pain
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House corners Cuddy at home over a risky block
House wants to numb Jeff from the neck down; Cuddy, facing a foster inspection, calls it reckless until House says the alternative is suicide.
1m 05sGregory HouseLisa Cuddy#risk #house and cuddy #foster care
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Cuddy's foster-care home inspection
The inspector arrives early to a messy house and finds a diaper stashed in a pricey bag, then tells Cuddy she passes easily.
52sLisa Cuddy#cuddy #foster care #inspection
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Zach fakes an attack so his father can drink poison
Zach screams in pain as a distraction; House sees through it, finds Jeff downed rubbing alcohol, and Zach begs them to let him die.
1m 01sGregory House#twist #father and son #suicide attempt
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House proposes the drugs are the disease
With ideas exhausted, House argues the original injury healed and the painkillers now cause pain, then is asked about his own Vicodin.
1m 05sGregory HouseChris TaubLawrence Kutner#vicodin #differential #opioids
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House accuses Foreman of rigging the trial schedule
Foreman calls the withdrawal torture; House says the log shows him moving a promising patient before Thirteen to win her over.
43sGregory HouseEric Foreman#accusation #foreman and thirteen #drug trial
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Jeff's wife asks House if he'd want to live like that
The withdrawal fails; Jeff's wife says she saw House's cane and hoped he'd understand, and House agrees to send Jeff home.
1m 21sGregory House#chronic pain #right to die #house's cane
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House overpays to beat his insurer
The adjuster points out House's bribe cost more than the repair; House doesn't care as long as the insurer pays too.
51sGregory House#insurance #house at home #principle
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Testicles lead to the answer
House quizzes the team on what testicles make them think of, lands on a deep-brain seizure, and Jeff confirms where the pain began.
1m 06sGregory HouseChris Taub#diagnosis #epilepsy #epiphany
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A recovery montage and Kutner's guess about Taub
Over a song, Jeff is treated, and Kutner tells Taub he suspects the suicidal colleague in Taub's story was Taub himself.
1m 16sLawrence KutnerChris Taub#montage #suicide #taub and kutner
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Thirteen asks Foreman out, then the placebo slip
Feeling better, Thirteen asks Foreman about tonight; then a nurse's remark about the drug's smell suggests she is on the placebo.
46sThirteenEric Foreman#placebo #foreman and thirteen #drug trial
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Cuddy offers Cameron her job
Cuddy works out why Cameron did House's budget and hears her reasoning, then asks if she would like Cuddy's job.
25sLisa CuddyAllison Cameron#job offer #cameron #cuddy
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