Bert fakes a business meeting, then collapses at his anniversary dinner
Bert tells his wife he's stuck in a meeting while mopping floors as a janitor, then freezes mid-toast on their third anniversary.
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S7E14 · Recession Proof
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House claims he's skipping Cuddy's award gala, then admits he RSVPed
Cuddy corners House about her charity gala; he plays indifferent before revealing he already said yes, just for the foreplay.
Not yet linked on NetflixTaub borrows Foreman's tie, and House pushes Masters to call a patient a liar
A tie from Foreman's closet sparks House's marriage jokes, then House spots the 'executive' patient's calloused hands and offers Masters a big brother.
Not yet linked on NetflixBert confesses the recession wiped out his company and he hides it from his wife
Once his wife leaves, Bert admits he cleans crime scenes and sewage for money; House assigns Bert and Ernie and gets a laugh at their expense.
Not yet linked on NetflixWilson bets House he won't show at the gala, and House reads the bribe
Wilson keeps raising the stakes on House attending, and House works out exactly how high Cuddy authorized him to go.
Not yet linked on NetflixBert reveals the maxed cards and double mortgage behind his lies
Bert explains the Vicodin hides his pain from Diane, then admits he gambled everything on a short recession and asks if they've ever regretted a lie.
Not yet linked on NetflixHouse wants to make Cuddy's gala 'fun', and Wilson sees sabotage
House argues Cuddy deserves more than a watch for fifteen years of running the hospital; Wilson suspects a plan to ruin it.
Not yet linked on NetflixMasters and Chase trade shots over honesty and meaningless flings
While running samples, Masters accuses Chase of not respecting women; he fires back that at least he has relationships.
Not yet linked on NetflixForeman tracks Taub's first-date shirt and learns Rachel has moved on
Foreman notices Taub's date was canceled; Taub admits his estranged wife's online friendship is now more than emotional.
Not yet linked on NetflixA video game night between roommates turns into a brutal takedown
Taub lets Foreman win and tells him to lighten up; Foreman lists Taub's failures until a stomach cramp makes him cry poison.
Not yet linked on NetflixHouse auditions a mariachi band for Cuddy's gala
Wilson finds House paying two grand for a band that recorded with Juan Gabriel, insisting it's no prank, just Cuddy's evening to remember.
Not yet linked on NetflixDiane is done with Bert, and then his hearing goes
Masters tries to defend Bert's motives, Diane declares it over, and moments later Bert realizes he can't hear anything.
Not yet linked on NetflixCuddy reveals she actually wanted a mariachi band
Wilson jokes House might hire a mariachi band to embarrass Cuddy, and she admits the board vetoed one she tried to book.
Not yet linked on NetflixHouse sends Masters alone to get a comatose patient's consent
With Bert's kidneys failing and days left, House gambles on blind chemo and boots Masters out of the nest to face the wife.
Not yet linked on NetflixMasters admits she put friendships on hold to study
Masters confesses she can't even find a date for the gala and fears she'll never connect with patients, and gets advice to side with hope.
Not yet linked on NetflixDiane tells her comatose husband she is pregnant
Told Bert can hear her, Diane takes back her words, says she always loved him, and shares the secret she meant to tell at dinner.
Not yet linked on NetflixHouse connects the freezing MRI and crime scene: they made him cold
A returning rash leads House to cold as the trigger and a rare genetic autoinflammatory syndrome that fits every symptom.
Not yet linked on NetflixForeman admits Taub was right and they patch things up
Foreman tells Taub he can stay, admits he doesn't want to end up like House, and they make peace without pushing it.
Not yet linked on NetflixA drunk House tells Wilson his happiness is costing patients' lives
House blames his relationship with Cuddy for losing patients; Wilson pushes back and refuses to let him drive to her.
Not yet linked on NetflixHouse shows up drunk at Cuddy's and chooses her over saving everyone
House says love has made him a worse doctor, then tells Cuddy she is worth it and he will always choose her.
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