
Joe pitches Hal a smear ad, then breaks out in a rash
Campaign consultant Joe pushes the senator to air an anti-immigration attack ad a week out, until a spreading rash sends him to hospital.
20 moments · 27 min of essential viewing in a 44-minute episode.

Campaign consultant Joe pushes the senator to air an anti-immigration attack ad a week out, until a spreading rash sends him to hospital.

Cuddy assigns a teenage-prodigy med student to the team; House introduces his staff with insults and fires trivia questions at Martha.

In the differential House mocks Masters' ethics, calls rules guidelines for stupid people, and catches her out with a grandma's tea cozy question.

House sounds Cuddy out on firing the new recruit; she calls Masters principled and insists she deserves a real chance.

Convinced House will fire her, Masters admits a lonely prodigy childhood; Cuddy tells her House only cares about cracking the case.

Dugan insists his judgment is sound, needles Chase about his accent and green card, and reveals the photo trick behind the attack ad.

House's bleeding-heart joke falls flat on Masters; her insistence on mentioning the gentler option leads Dugan to choose steroids, to House's sarcasm.

Taub takes up Foreman's challenge after work and wins with an unlikely shot, while a song plays over the game.

When Masters tries to stop the switched medication, House fires her and promises to have her thrown out of med school, because he will lie.

Cuddy accuses House of breaking his word; he calls Masters an immovable obstacle and suggests Cuddy find her another department.

With the team in jail, House drags Masters back to bounce ideas, shushes her to watch Senator Anderson fire Dugan on TV, then fires her again.

House reads the senator's symptoms, deduces Dugan shared more than a campaign with him, and explains why the tests keep missing it.

Locked up after the snail search, Chase badgers Taub until he confesses he interviewed Masters for Hopkins and she didn't remember him.

Masters can't resist the puzzle and suggests infecting Dugan with hep A; Cuddy will allow it only with proof he has hep C.

House weighs lying to Cuddy as an employee rather than a boyfriend; Wilson spells out the medical versus personal consequences.

House runs the senator's blood under an assumed name; Cuddy, moved that he respected her request, accepts the positive hep C test.

House hires Masters back on one condition and argues the math of lying to a patient facing an 85 percent mortality treatment.

Masters reveals the true odds and House's faked test, persuading Dugan anyway; House hires her and says he wants her to want to lie.

Masters finally places Taub as her Hopkins interviewer and says she felt awkward about it from day one.

Checking records after the election, Cuddy learns the only positive test was run by House at 3:17 on Friday.

Every House moment featuring Gregory House, in story order. Played by Hugh Laurie.

Every House moment featuring Eric Foreman, in story order. Played by Omar Epps.

Every House moment featuring James Wilson, in story order. Played by Robert Sean Leonard.

Every House moment featuring Robert Chase, in story order. Played by Jesse Spencer.

Every House moment featuring Lisa Cuddy, in story order. Played by Lisa Edelstein.

Every House moment featuring Chris Taub, in story order. Played by Peter Jacobson.

Every House moment featuring Martha M. Masters, in story order. Played by Amber Tamblyn.