Dwight declares demarcation and walls off Jim's desk
Dwight says Jim's clutter is spilling onto his desk and puts up a barrier, sparking a mock safety debate; then he claims to welcome downsizing.
Dwight Schrute
Every The Office moment featuring Dwight Schrute, in story order. Played by Rainn Wilson.
33 moments · 50 min
The downsizing meeting: Michael promises no one is going anywhere
Dwight demands to be told first, Stanley presses for answers, Pam contradicts Michael, and he swears to protect his office family.
1m 49sMichael ScottDwight SchruteStanley Hudson#assistant to the regional manager#downsizing#staff meeting
Dwight's stapler in Jell-O, and Michael's flan-filled verdict
After Jim muses about Pam, Dwight finds his stapler set in Jell-O again; Michael plays judge while Jim and Ryan trade dessert puns.
Diversity Day dawns as Dwight shreds through Jim's big call
Michael claims he wanted diversity training before corporate mandated it; then Dwight runs a noisy shredder mid-call and calls it retaliation.
Kevin and Michael botch the Chris Rock routine reenactment
The complaint behind the seminar comes out: Michael's Chris Rock bit. Kevin is cast to reenact it, and Michael can't resist taking over.
Dwight redefines a hero during the HERO acronym
Mr. Brown explains HERO; Dwight objects that real heroes kill enemies, are part supernatural and are born of trauma.
The race-card forehead game
Michael hands out race cards to wear and treat each other by; Dwight goes all in, Pam is pushed to stir the melting pot.
Jim dodges the healthcare job and Dwight claims a workspace
Jim deflects Michael's offer onto Dwight, who asks how many people he can fire and demands an office; Michael plans credit either way.
Dwight explains healthcare in the wild: he is the lion
Dwight defends slashing benefits to the bone with a nature parable about lions, as the office reads his bare-bones plan.
Dwight's workspace: knock first, and cholesterol by willpower
Dwight insists people knock on his temporary workspace, and tells Pam his Schrute genes let him control his cholesterol at will.
Michael dodges the memo by promising a big surprise
Cornered over Dwight's cuts, Michael blames vague orders, promises an end-of-day surprise he hasn't planned, and Dwight hands out a disease form.
Operation Surprise: casinos, a coal mine and invented diseases
Michael hunts for a free casino trip and asks a coal mine whether its elevator counts as a ride, while back at the office Jim and Pam invent new diseases.
Dwight uncovers the forged diseases, from hot dog fingers to nano-robots
Dwight reads the fake conditions on his survey, accuses Jim, and cancels coverage for everyone until the culprit confesses.
Jim locks Dwight in his own workspace and chats with Pam
Dwight interrogates Jim over a cereal-themed disease, so Jim pockets his keys, locks him in, and takes a leisurely call from Pam.
Dwight calls Jan to get permission to fire Jim
Still locked in, Dwight phones Jan as acting manager to fire Jim, and is told he manages nothing and never to use her cell again.
Dwight reads everyone's medical conditions aloud
Abandoning confidentiality, Dwight reads out submitted conditions for a show of hands, setting off an uncomfortable office debate.
Michael's big surprise, and his improv fantasy
Michael pins the bad plan on Dwight, runs out the clock, is pushed to reveal his surprise, then imagines going toe to toe with Robin Williams.
Michael on Donald Trump and his dream catchphrase
Dwight presses Michael about downsizing, then Michael explains how firing people differs for him and Trump, and pitches his own catchphrase.
Dwight asks Jim to form a secret alliance
Fearing downsizing, Dwight proposes an alliance and Jim cannot believe his luck, then uses it to flirt with Pam in plain sight.
Jim convinces Dwight a sandwich chat is a rival alliance
Jim reports on a kitchen conversation as enemy plotting, and Dwight erupts at the thought that everyone is out to get them.
Dwight's research for Meredith's card: a hysterectomy
Michael asks Dwight for something funny about Meredith for her card, and Dwight's file offers a detail Michael cannot use.
Dwight hides in a box to spy on the warehouse
Dwight the deer hunter hides in a cardboard box to catch a rival alliance, leaving Jim to wonder about trust as the party starts upstairs.
Pam feeds fake gossip to Dwight in his box
Michael tells dairy-allergic Meredith how good her cake is, while Jim sends Pam downstairs to stage a phone call beside Dwight's box.
Dwight betrays Jim when the prank is caught
Jim's whispered plan to send Dwight undercover is interrupted, he confesses the alliance prank, and Dwight disowns him, then gloats.
Dwight is benched and given the weekend calendar
Michael keeps Dwight off the team and hands him the Saturday work schedule instead, and the tiny promotion goes straight to his head.
1m 40sDwight SchruteMichael ScottJim Halpert#assistant to the regional manager#power trip#talking head
Michael picks his starting five
Michael assumes Stanley plays, turns down every volunteer from the office, and Dwight fights his way onto the team before ruining Jim's weekend.
Tip-off and Michael the basketball machine
Michael's 'friendly game' pep talk, a shirts-or-skins debate, Pam's loaded jump ball, and Michael lost in the zone between misses.
Michael ends the game on a flagrant foul call
Michael takes a hit, rules it a flagrant foul and ends the game, learns his side was ahead, then caves when the warehouse won't work Saturday.
Michael meets Katy the purse saleswoman
After Dwight's ideas for motivating staff, Michael refuses a vendor, then meets Katy and hands her the conference room for the day.
Kevin needles Pam and Dwight sizes up Katy
Kevin makes a rude comparison to Pam, and Dwight lists Katy's qualities in a talking head about the future of the Schrute line.
Jim coaches Dwight into buying a purse
Jim talks Dwight into wooing Katy and sells him on purses for men, then he and Pam watch Dwight stress-test the merchandise.
Dwight begs Michael for permission to ask out Katy
Dwight asks his boss's blessing to date Katy, only to learn Michael is driving her home and refuses to promise anything.
Dwight asks Katy out
Dwight interrupts Katy's sales pitch to ask for a private word, and she declines both the talk and the date.