S3E11 · Back from Vacation

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Moments, in order

Jim and Karen sabotage Dwight's meeting tape recorder
Dwight records the meeting for the vacationing Michael, so Jim and Karen narrate a nude, knife-wielding, bonnet-wearing Dwight for the record.
1m 08sDwight SchruteJim HalpertKaren Filippelli#cold open #jim and karen #jim pranks
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Michael returns from Jamaica greeting everyone with Hey mon
Michael brushes off his messages and a deposition warning, makes Pam ask about Jamaica, and Stanley refuses to work until his bonus is fixed.
58sMichael ScottPam BeeslyStanley Hudson#talking head #vacation #bonus
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Karen's apartment two blocks from Jim is too close for him
Still living in a hotel, Karen explains that Jim balked at a rental down his street because it would be like living together.
21sKaren Filippelli#talking head #jim and karen #apartment
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Michael orders daily pina coladas and an inventory luau
Fresh from his first trip abroad, Michael learns inventory was postponed for him and demands the party committee throw a full luau by tonight.
1m 16sMichael ScottPam Beesly#vacation #luau #party planning
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Jan spotted in Michael's vacation photo, and his talking head
Michael's 'no problem' slide reveals a woman who looks like Jan; he insists she's a German named Urkel Grue, then tells the camera exactly what happened.
1m 13sMichael Scott#talking head #michael and jan #vacation photo
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Michael's Jan photo goes to packaging instead of Packer
Bragging to Packer, Michael emails a racy Jan photo to the wrong address; Darryl in the warehouse has already forwarded it, and the retraction, to everyone.
2m 08sMichael ScottTodd PackerDarryl Philbin#warehouse #michael and jan #email mishap
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Jim confides in Pam about his fight with Karen
Jim admits he's fighting with Karen over the apartment and Pam tells him to go easy on her; meanwhile Dwight takes a secret assignment on the photo.
2m 05sJim HalpertPam BeeslyDwight Schrute#advice #talking head #jim and pam
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HR tells Michael to disclose his relationship with Jan
After nine people email him the photo, HR asks Michael to disclose the relationship; Michael threatens to call the cops and insists he's not dating Jan.
54sMichael ScottToby Flenderson#michael and jan #michael vs toby #hr
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Michael dodges Jan's call with an ever-changing excuse
The luau committee can't find a whole pig, then Jan calls and Michael has Pam say he ran out of gas, hit a deer, no, hit a cat.
58sMichael ScottPam Beesly#phone call #michael and jan #excuses
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The warehouse hails Michael and he asks staff to delete the photo
The warehouse crew cheers Michael as a rock star; upstairs he asks everyone to delete a PG-13 photo of him and a woman who is maybe not Jan.
37sMichael ScottKevin Malone#warehouse #announcement #michael and jan
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Jan's visit looms as copies turn up in the bathroom
Pam warns Michael that Jan is coming to talk, the photo cleanup reaches the T1 line and bathroom printouts, and Karen thanks Pam for talking to Jim.
1m 19sMichael ScottPam BeeslyDwight Schrute#cleanup #jim and karen #pam and karen
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Jan arrives with a tan and tells Michael she wants him
Jan claims she was in Scottsdale, then in Michael's office lists her bad year and admits she's attracted to him though he is wrong for her.
3m 22sMichael ScottJan Levinson#confession #michael and jan #you complete me
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