Jim convinces Dwight a sandwich chat is a rival alliance
Jim reports on a kitchen conversation as enemy plotting, and Dwight erupts at the thought that everyone is out to get them.
Every The Office moment featuring Toby Flenderson, in story order.
28 moments · 45 min · by Favseen
Jim reports on a kitchen conversation as enemy plotting, and Dwight erupts at the thought that everyone is out to get them.
Michael tours Katy past Oscar with an old joke and overshares about Toby's divorce while Pam observes from the side.
Michael explains why Toby isn't family, fights the policy review and a corporate lawyer, then hands Toby the floor predicting a mutiny.
Pam asks everyone to behave for her mom's visit; Michael crashes Toby's session to mourn forwards and praises Stanley's desk photo.
Toby asks people to disclose office relationships; Michael boasts about who he could have slept with and stages a hypothetical with Pam and a doll.
Michael invites everyone to Toby's video with innuendo, then Dwight takes Toby up on his offer to answer questions, with very personal ones.
The suggestions get personal: Toby implies a B.O. note is for Michael, who then hears about his coffee breath, and reaches a note about sleeping with the boss.
Michael unveils the liquor and shuts down Toby; a coworker's boyfriend Bob Vance introduces himself, and fantasy football talk erupts.
Todd Packer arrives, Michael hands Darryl a reward, the party finally gets a lampshade moment, and Michael counts what makes Christmas great.
Toby refuses Michael's Hooters expense, and Michael justifies it by revealing Jim loves an engaged coworker.
Michael rallies the men, Toby included, into a clapping session with Jan next door, then leads them down to the warehouse.
Michael tries to recruit Ryan and Toby into selling calling cards, defends his Nigerian prince investment, and flees when asked about pyramids.
Michael shares cancer survival stats and the healing power of laughter, snaps at Toby, and tries to send Kevin home for driving everyone crazy.
Dwight announces urine tests within 24 hours. Michael recalls an Alicia Keys concert, then tries to replace the test with a visual inspection.
Michael claims his narc jokes were a test, cites dubious statistics, wonders how funny Cheech and Chong would be sober, and argues with Toby about hookahs.
Oscar vents to Toby about Angela's poster; Michael mocks Toby's listening approach, calls a mediation and explains his five styles of conflict.
Michael orders Toby to hand over his complaints, learns of Dwight's weekly grievances against Jim, reads out petty gripes, then finds a folder about himself.
Michael promises to drag every complaint into the open, notes Angela has complained about everyone but Dwight, and asks what 'redacted' means.
Dwight refuses to smile and objects to his badge. Then he finds his grievances against Jim were never filed and demands Michael pick him or Jim by 5:00.
Staff pick charities for the prize money; Toby explains why no Boy Scouts are coming, Michael asks why he is the way he is, then tangles himself over AIDS.
Michael welcomes everyone to Monte Carlo, goes all-in on the first hand, tells Toby not to be stupid, and loses. Toby enjoys it.
Michael catches a movie plot passed off as a loss, explodes at Toby over a bird that hit the glass, then the office finds the bird.
Covered in caramel, Michael announces sweeping efficiency changes, orders desk swaps and brushes off Toby's questions.
Michael shows the staff Kama Sutra images, Kevin calls it the best meeting ever, Toby collects them, and Michael complains about Toby's immaturity.
Martin says the act wasn't prison at all, so Michael locks everyone in the conference room until Toby intervenes; Michael later sums up Martin's day.
After nine people email him the photo, HR asks Michael to disclose the relationship; Michael threatens to call the cops and insists he's not dating Jan.
Darryl warns about the forklift and the bailer while Michael admits driving it, mixes up Madge's name and keeps poking the dangerous machine.
Toby's tips all require ten-minute breaks every hour, and Michael heckles his own presenter into the ground.