S3E9 · The Convict

Moments, in order

Michael voices a visiting baby, Look Who's Talking style
Michael mistakes a baby boy in pink for a girl, then holds him up and narrates the baby's thoughts until it ends somewhere very wrong.
45sMichael ScottHannah#cold open #cringe #baby
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Michael hunts the Stamford ex-convict and lands on Martin
A rebate for hiring an ex-con sends Michael guessing which transferee it is; it's Martin Nash, and Michael urges everyone to forget it. Angela objects.
2m 31sMichael ScottAngela MartinJan Levinson#phone call #talking head #meeting
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Andy asks Big Tuna which coworker he should date
Andy announces his urges to Jim, runs through the women of the office, and lights up when Jim tells him to go for Pam.
1m 04sAndy BernardJim Halpert#dating #jim pranks #andy
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Jim coaches Andy with everything Pam supposedly loves
Jim feeds Andy a fake list of Pam's likes and hates: pranks yes, Frisbee no, plus hunting, Six Flags ads and pig Latin. Andy takes notes.
40sJim HalpertAndy Bernard#bad advice #jim pranks #andy
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Michael's tolerance speech and the picture-a-convict exercise
Michael publicly vouches for Martin, trades trusted black and white names with the staff, then has everyone close their eyes and picture a convict.
1m 30sMichael ScottPam Beesly#speech #cringe #convict
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Martin's prison stories make Dunder Mifflin look worse
Martin explains his insider trading stint, then describes outdoor time, art and business classes until the staff decide prison sounds better than work.
1m 42sMichael ScottMartin Nash#prison #convict #office vs prison
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Andy asks Pam out with Frisbee, cigars and pig Latin
Following Jim's coaching to the letter, Andy pitches Pam a day of tunes, cigars and disc tossing, ends in pig Latin, and leaves her stunned.
49sAndy BernardPam Beesly#jim pranks #andy #asking out
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Michael makes the office more like prison with frozen yard time
Michael orders an hour outdoors in the cold, offers a two-and-a-half pound weight, loses everyone, and calls the office the American Dream.
1m 12sMichael ScottMartin Nash#prison #talking head #office vs prison
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Jim sends Andy for his banjo and Karen wants in on the prank
Jim asks Andy for a sexy falsetto and sends him for his banjo; Karen loves the scheme, but Jim steers her away from Pam as the target.
52sJim HalpertAndy BernardKaren Filippelli#jim pranks #andy #banjo
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Prison Mike arrives to scare the office straight
Michael introduces a guest who has really been inside: Prison Mike, who threatens, warns about soap, and admits his knowledge comes half from the internet.
1m 22sMichael Scott#prison mike #character #scared straight
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Prison Mike's rap sheet, gruel and the Dementors
Prison Mike lists his crimes, describes nothing but gruel, names the Dementors as the worst part, and ends by telling everyone they have a good life.
1m 44sMichael ScottDwight SchruteAndy Bernard#prison mike #character #scared straight
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Michael locks the staff in the conference room, then frees them
Martin says the act wasn't prison at all, so Michael locks everyone in the conference room until Toby intervenes; Michael later sums up Martin's day.
3m 04sMichael ScottMartin NashToby Flenderson#ending #lockdown #talking head
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