Suggestion box meeting: Y2K and the depression note from Tom
Michael claims he reads suggestions weekly, then pulls out a Y2K question and a serious note from a man who left a year ago.
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Michael claims he reads suggestions weekly, then pulls out a Y2K question and a serious note from a man who left a year ago.
Michael's wall of disabled icons features Tom Hanks twice, including a still from Big that he insists still counts.
Michael makes everyone give toasts; Jim fishes for vacation ideas and gets Hedonism and Amsterdam, and Dwight freezes in front of his subordinates.
Michael claims his narc jokes were a test, cites dubious statistics, wonders how funny Cheech and Chong would be sober, and argues with Toby about hookahs.
Pam tells Michael that Jim has a tragic drug story to share; Jim, still jinxed, answers with fake crying. Michael then insists he will not be tested.
Michael promises to drag every complaint into the open, notes Angela has complained about everyone but Dwight, and asks what 'redacted' means.
A complaint about Pam's wedding planning is read out, Kelly's gripe about Ryan surfaces, and a claim that Dwight tried a kiss makes him demand a redaction.
Michael lectures on what gay means and has Oscar officially come out. Creed reflects on the '60s, and Michael wanders into marriage law.
Dwight demands other gays identify themselves; Phyllis announces her engagement to Bob Vance. Michael insists on his straightness, and Oscar wants to quit.
Michael tries to hug Oscar, who calls him ignorant and small, until they make up. Then Michael raises the stakes with an image he wants everyone to remember.