S2E20 · Drug Testing

Moments, in order

Dwight opens a drug investigation over half a joint
Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot and starts grilling coworkers, reading out marijuana symptoms that sound like everyone around him.
1m 03sDwight SchruteKevin Malone#cold open #interrogation #talking head
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Dwight cuts off Kelly and threatens Ryan with a search warrant
Dwight halts Kelly's party story, demands Ryan's car keys, then lays out the slow legal way to get them. Michael tells him to chill out.
1m 32sDwight SchruteKelly KapoorRyan Howard#interrogation #dwight #ryan
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Dwight is proud to be a narc; Michael does a stoner bit
Called a narc, Dwight takes it as a compliment. Michael then performs a clumsy pothead routine, and a coworker doubts he has ever done drugs.
39sDwight SchruteMichael Scott#michael #narc #impression
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Dwight profiles Oscar as a potential drug mule
Because Oscar visited Mexico at five for a funeral, Dwight treats him as a suspect and asks him an absurd question until Oscar walks out.
32sDwight SchruteOscar Martinez#interrogation #talking head #oscar
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Jim's Stanley impression backfires, then Pam jinxes him
Jim imitates Stanley right as Stanley walks up. When Jim and Pam say the same line, Pam calls jinx, and the vending machine is sold out.
1m 00sJim HalpertStanley HudsonPam Beesly#jim and pam #impression #jinx
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Drug testing is announced and Michael panics
Dwight announces urine tests within 24 hours. Michael recalls an Alicia Keys concert, then tries to replace the test with a visual inspection.
1m 35sDwight SchruteMichael ScottToby Flenderson#michael #talking head #drug test
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Kelly unloads her date plans on a jinxed Jim
Kelly describes her new low-cut dress to Jim, who cannot answer, and Pam cheerfully lets the conversation go on.
32sKelly KapoorJim HalpertPam Beesly#jim and pam #jinx #kelly
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Michael's anti-drug assembly: Cheech and Chong and made-up facts
Michael claims his narc jokes were a test, cites dubious statistics, wonders how funny Cheech and Chong would be sober, and argues with Toby about hookahs.
2m 13sMichael ScottDwight SchruteToby Flenderson#michael #conference room #anti-drug
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Pam volunteers the silenced Jim for a drug story
Pam tells Michael that Jim has a tragic drug story to share; Jim, still jinxed, answers with fake crying. Michael then insists he will not be tested.
1m 52sPam BeeslyJim HalpertMichael Scott#jim and pam #conference room #jinx
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Michael begs Dwight for clean urine
Dwight greets the tester, then Michael asks for his urine and finally confesses the concert. Dwight wrestles with the request.
1m 56sDwight SchruteMichael Scott#confession #michael and dwight #drug test
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Dwight on the line of Dwight Schrutes
In a talking head Dwight traces his name back through his father and grandfather and fondly remembers his dad cheating at games.
38sDwight Schrute#family #talking head #dwight
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Dwight resigns as deputy, and Michael makes him security supervisor
Dwight quits as a volunteer deputy after breaking his oath. Michael rewards him with a homemade title and badge, and Jim wonders what Dwight gets out of it.
2m 42sDwight SchruteMichael ScottPam Beesly#resignation #talking head #michael and dwight
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