That's-what-she-said invites and Dwight's anatomy questions
Michael invites everyone to Toby's video with innuendo, then Dwight takes Toby up on his offer to answer questions, with very personal ones.
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Desert island picks: Dwight's hollowed-out book
Angela picks the Bible, Dwight smuggles survival gear inside a book, Michael gives Ryan rule four, and Meredith's movies spark a rules fight.
Dwight barges in with his raise pitch: dedication and deer jerky
Dwight interrupts Michael and Jan to argue for a raise: never late, a copy of Michael's key, deer jerky, and a Smallville quote.
Password 1234, Dwight's doom list, and Stanley's e-mail
Michael gets e-mail surveillance set up, Dwight lists ways Michael might die so he can take over, and a search on Michael finds Stanley's verdict.
Dwight cuts off Kelly and threatens Ryan with a search warrant
Dwight halts Kelly's party story, demands Ryan's car keys, then lays out the slow legal way to get them. Michael tells him to chill out.
Dwight on the line of Dwight Schrutes
In a talking head Dwight traces his name back through his father and grandfather and fondly remembers his dad cheating at games.
I.D. photo day and Dwight's potato gun confession
Badge photos begin with haircut bragging and face paint, and Dwight argues for I.D. badges by recalling the day he brought a potato gun to work.
Dwight's badge photo, then his him-or-me ultimatum
Dwight refuses to smile and objects to his badge. Then he finds his grievances against Jim were never filed and demands Michael pick him or Jim by 5:00.
Dwight's research alarms Pam, and a scuffle breaks out
Pam reports what is on Dwight's screen; Michael insists it was for him and praises it awkwardly, then a scuffle forces everyone into the conference room.
Dwight's farm-boy approach to a bird coffin
Dwight forces the bird into a too-small container and cites his farm upbringing; someone else offers a proper box and Dwight volunteers his recorder.
Franklin flirts with Pam and Dwight tries to unmask him
Elizabeth gets phone duty, Franklin hits on Pam and gives Michael sleazy advice, Elizabeth answers in a rhyme, and Dwight quizzes him on kings.
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Dwight's money beets and the one-man press corps
Dwight arranges the most attractive staff up front like beets, then greets the lone Scranton Times reporter with level 3 security clearance.
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Dwight defends the watermark and Michael throws out the client
Dwight notes both animals were smiling and recounts farm life; Mrs. Allen demands Michael resign, and he orders her out.
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Michael hands Dwight his own letter of congratulations
Michael names his replacement by having Dwight deliver a crude congratulations note addressed to Dwight himself; Dwight tears up.
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Pam becomes secret assistant to the regional manager
Dwight secretly offers Pam a stripped-down title of his own; Pam accepts the way Jim taught her.
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