Stanley earns his bonus reading Jan's pauses
Stanley tells Michael to listen to the pauses in Jan's voicemail, Michael asks if he learned it on the streets, and Stanley plays along.
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Password 1234, Dwight's doom list, and Stanley's e-mail
Michael gets e-mail surveillance set up, Dwight lists ways Michael might die so he can take over, and a search on Michael finds Stanley's verdict.
The mystery memo and Michael's booze cruise reveal
A memo asks for swimsuits and ski masks, Stanley demands answers and gets the name game, and Michael unveils a January lake cruise.
Michael lectures the office on disability
Michael claims the only real disability in the office, Stanley mocks his cast, and Michael calls everyone jerks.
Stanley's men's room complaint, Creed's mung beans
Michael reads out complaints about Stanley, Phyllis, Creed and Kevin; Pam vents to Jim about Angela; Creed explains his smell; Michael orders a bizarre fix.
Stanley does his crossword while Ryan freezes on his pitch
Stanley hands the meeting to Ryan and starts his crossword; Ryan manages a few hellos and some discounts, and Stanley later compares him to a baby niece.
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Dwight's topsoil lecture and Stanley nickels
Dwight lectures the office on soil and rainfall; Stanley rejects his Schrute bucks and counters with Stanley nickels.
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