
Michael announces the first Dunder Mifflin ad, then blanks on a famous jingle
Corporate is paying for a commercial; Michael tries to sing the best ad ever, can't finish it, and the office feeds him nonsense endings.
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Corporate is paying for a commercial; Michael tries to sing the best ad ever, can't finish it, and the office feeds him nonsense endings.

Michael pitches an MTV-on-crack ad, presents the Nard Dog, calls Stanley the urban vibe and sizes up the accountants as three bears.

Michael pitches a girl in a field that keeps zooming out to bigger worlds; the agency shows the template ad, where only the last five seconds can change.

Michael sends the agency away, then on a call with David Wallace and Ryan promises a homemade commercial by morning.

Michael tells everyone they are creative, hands out makeup and costume jobs, and dispatches Phyllis to recruit a celebrity author from the mall.

Mid-shoot, Phyllis admits she kept asking the author until the store threw her out in front of her friends; Michael is unimpressed.

Michael sends the ad, clears his phone lines and waits; then reveals corporate rejected it and hosts a sarcastic premiere of their version.

At the bar, Michael plays his own rejected ad about ideas and second chances, with Pam's animation; the office ends up having fun.