House examines Emma and grills her about the sperm donor
House calls the previous doctor an idiot, spots pronator drift, and jokes about Emma's gay neurologist donor and his magazine.
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16 moments.
House runs a differential while on hold for a Cambodia flight
Booking a trip to catch an endangered giant catfish, House rattles off five theories for Emma's failing kidneys between hold messages.
House trains for Aconcagua inside the hyperbaric chamber
Chase confronts House about the closet gossip; House, lying in a low-pressure chamber, plans to be carried up an Argentine peak.
Cameron's coincidence theory and the jungle fever jab
Cameron argues the liver failure is unrelated so termination is not needed; House mocks Chase backing his girlfriend.
House's vintner's cane, the blankie kid, and Cuddy's economy seat
Airport security takes House's corkscrew cane, Cuddy scolds his expenses, and House solves the problem by downgrading her ticket.
House recruits a team of passengers and lands on ciguatera
House casts an Australian who agrees, a Korean who disagrees and an outraged woman, then traces the illness to the sea bass.
Radiation from North Korea, a surprise pregnancy, and statistics
House blames bad x-rays for Mr. Peng, tells a sick passenger she is pregnant, and explains coincidences with plane-load statistics.
House raids the passengers' bags for drugs
Searching carry-ons for medication, House outs one passenger's herpes and shames the cabin into handing over pills.
House's passenger team guesses Mr. Peng is a drug mule
The volunteer team round two: syphilis, a condom, and House's theory that cocaine burst inside Mr. Peng's gut.
House demands thanks from the hysterical passenger
House insists the woman owes him for saving her life; she calls him mean and he turns his weak-and-soft line back on himself.
Chase and Cameron snipe all night; House: not 25
The overnight tests turn into a Chase-Cameron spat; House mocks the team's results until pathology finds a fungal clue.
House busts the clinic kid's borrowed urine sample
House works out the boy handed in a friend's urine and parroted the friend's symptoms, and the borrowed sample shows a pregnancy.
House suspects the kids share their mother's illness
With no tumors found, House links the kids to their mother's brain cancer and trades menstruation jabs with Cameron.
House outs the daycare teacher and her lip wax
At the daycare, House works out Miss Janie is dating the kids' father and that her lunchtime lip wax points to hormones.
The male enhancement cream reveal
The father admits to a testosterone cream; House explains he dosed his kids through his skin every time he hugged them.
House takes over Lupe's consent and she freezes again
House asks Lupe why she dislikes Foreman while listing radiation risks; asked to sign, she cannot even choose between pen and pencil.