Jasper's nosebleed, then little Lucy collapses
A harried dad deals with his son's latest fight and nosebleed at school while his young daughter, playing doctor, suddenly collapses.
S3E19 · Act Your Age
22 moments · 25 min of essential viewing.
Moments, in order
Chase and Cameron snipe all night; House: not 25
The overnight tests turn into a Chase-Cameron spat; House mocks the team's results until pathology finds a fungal clue.
House asks about Lucy's knees and gets to arthritis
Double vision kills the fungus theory; House asks why a six-year-old has no scraped knees and the team lands on juvenile arthritis.
House hands Wilson theatre tickets in the clinic
House offers Wilson two free play tickets while examining a boy who pees constantly but cannot pee in public.
Jasper brings Cameron stolen flowers
Lucy's brother gives Cameron flowers for helping his sister; the card congratulates someone on a new baby.
Chase and Cameron fight while searching Lucy's house
They bicker over Jasper's crush and their breakup; Chase admits he is angry, and they find something hidden in a vent.
The bloody shirt raises abuse fears
A blood-soaked shirt hidden under Lucy's bed splits the team over abuse; House sees only a time sink and wants a full exam.
House busts the clinic kid's borrowed urine sample
House works out the boy handed in a friend's urine and parroted the friend's symptoms, and the borrowed sample shows a pregnancy.
Cuddy orders House to report abuse; House reads her late night
Cuddy demands House call Social Services; House fixates on her concealer and works out she went to a play.
House accuses Wilson of trying to sleep with Cuddy
Over fries, House insists only one reason exists to take a woman to a play, and Wilson toys with him about what happened.
The blood is menstrual: six-year-old Lucy has hit puberty
The shirt's blood reveals Lucy has started puberty; her father realises she had no one to explain it, and Lucy speaks again.
Chase confides in Foreman during Lucy's MRI
Chase tells Foreman that Cameron broke it off when he wanted more; Foreman makes him choose whether she's lying or detached.
Wilson panics over flowers signed by Lisa
Flowers with a kiss-signed card spook Wilson into thinking Cuddy wants him; House then reveals who really sent them.
Chase asks Cameron if she feels nothing, and Jasper attacks
Cameron apologises for misleading Chase; he presses whether she feels anything at all until Jasper leaps on him and bites.
House, watching wrestling, realises Jasper has it too
Cameron calls House about the biting; between wrestling commentary House realises the boy's aggression is hormonal.
House suspects the kids share their mother's illness
With no tumors found, House links the kids to their mother's brain cancer and trades menstruation jabs with Cameron.
Cameron turns House's two-plus-two on him
Cameron argues for removing Lucy's pituitary, using House's own process against him as he holds out for an environmental cause.
Cameron plays the dead husband card to get surgery consent
Pitching brain surgery to Lucy's father, Cameron shares her husband's death; House calls it out, and a consent-form death is recalled.
House outs the daycare teacher and her lip wax
At the daycare, House works out Miss Janie is dating the kids' father and that her lunchtime lip wax points to hormones.
The male enhancement cream reveal
The father admits to a testosterone cream; House explains he dosed his kids through his skin every time he hugged them.
Wilson psyches himself up to kiss Cuddy, until House confesses
House eggs Wilson on to march in and kiss Cuddy, then admits he sent the flowers because Wilson took her to a play.
House and Wilson on May-December romance
House and Wilson trade lines on age-gap romance and why love is so hard, before House offers tickets to a play.
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