Cuddy installs Foreman as House's boss
House's differential is interrupted when Cuddy announces she has rehired Foreman as her eyes and ears, and House asks where Foreman will keep his balls.
Chris Taub
Every House moment featuring Chris Taub, in story order. Played by Peter Jacobson.
275 moments · 6h 14m
The great mayonnaise announcement
House explains how mirror patients read people, assigns cultures and a car search, and announces a fake mayonnaise scare to flood Cuddy's clinic with doctors.
You all suck, none of you are fired
House tears apart every fellow's mistakes on the case, declares they all tie for sucking most, and then fires nobody.
What would House do?
The fellows argue whether Foreman is testing them; he refuses to play House, apologizes to Casey, and she turns feverish and delirious.
Foreman's fellows fight for points
Lupus, MS and meningitis collide amid flirting jabs; Foreman accuses the fellows of chasing House's approval, then grants three hours of tests.
Amber and Taub ask Cameron about Foreman
Two fellows seek Cameron's backing for lupus and her help handling Foreman, who they say must prove he's the smartest in the room.
Foreman: House built a cutthroat world
After two fellows treated behind his back, Foreman says none of them care about the medicine and blames the game House set up.
Foreman apologizes and Brennan pitches vitamin C
Foreman admits he was stubborn and arrogant; Brennan proposes a 1950s high-dose vitamin C protocol for polio and Foreman reluctantly allows it.
House locks the film crew in the MRI room
The fellows learn the new hire was hand-picked; House leads everyone on a walk for the camera and shuts the crew away behind the magnet doors.
Wrong job, wrong profession, wrong species
Asked why he hired her late, House says fairness was never on offer, then proposes the boy is huffing Freon.
Not pretty enough to be an idiot
House picks apart Taub's sneaky case for intracranial pressure, then orders an EP study that means stopping Kenny's heart.
A differential played for the paparazzi
With the camera rolling, the fellows preen with ties and lipstick; House mocks them, and Taub warns that a stomach scope could be dangerous.
Taub goes behind House's back and gets fired
Taub tells Kenny's father House is wrong about JRA and steroids; the father refuses, and House fires Taub.
House exposes Taub's affair
On a CT read, House reveals he talked to Taub's wife; Taub admits he cheated with a nurse and quit his practice.
Kenny gets his surgery, then a finger twitches
House concedes Taub found a mass and Kenny trades insults with him, until House spots a twitch and cancels the operation.
Taub: you don't think normal is healthy
House treats the twitch as a symptom and rejects Lyme disease; Taub accuses him of not wanting anyone to be normal.
House keeps Taub
House learns Taub signed a non-compete so his partners would keep quiet for his wife's sake, and keeps him because he's interesting.
House's challenge: steal Cuddy's thong
With no cases, House makes Kutner bet his job on the magician and sets a contest: whoever brings him Cuddy's thong gets immunity and nominates two for firing.
Taub's coffee 'accident' on Cuddy
Amber and Taub spar over teaming up, then Taub trips and spills coffee down Cuddy and offers to help in the clinic.
Eau de Cuddy: House inspects the evidence
Fake panties are rejected because Cuddy wore a red bra today, House exposes a deal between two fellows, and Foreman tries to talk medicine.
House predicts the pagers
House mocks the death prediction, calls a page before it happens, and floats amyloidosis while refusing credit for a lucky guess.
Taub bribes Cole
Taub brings Cole a bribe, offers $5,000, and points out what Cole's kid's school costs.
The team treats House, then drugs him
The fellows hound feverish House for symptoms while he insists he's fine, until the room starts spinning.
Presto: blood type AB out of a hat
House explains Finn got the wrong blood type because an autoimmune disease made him look type AB, and finally has a case of lupus.
House fires everyone
Told that Quidd volunteers with abandoned kids, House snaps, fires all four candidates, and is left with Foreman calling it a drug case.
Four wrongs make a measles diagnosis
House credits each candidate's wrong idea for the answer and lays out plain old measles caught from the kids he works with.
House's holiday decorations rant
The team wonders if House is done firing people; he tears into the Christmas decorations, hands out nicknames, and gets asked for a Secret Santa.
Faking a hand tremor to get the truth
Two of the team visit Maggie's one-night stand, convince him the same drug is now attacking his hand, and get him to admit he slipped her Ecstasy.
A Christmas miracle with risperidone
Interrupting the team's carol, House orders an antipsychotic, explains stray breast tissue, finds the tumor with a needle and a squirt of milk.
A Hasidic bride, and the team's gossip
The team works up a bride who collapsed at her wedding while trading news of Wilson and Amber; House pushes a self-poisoning theory.