Religion as a symptom
House argues a sudden leap into a life of strict rules is itself a symptom, and the team spars over whether people ever change.
Chris Taub
Every House moment featuring Chris Taub, in story order. Played by Peter Jacobson.
275 moments · 6h 14m
A twelve-year marriage and a three-date one
During Roz's stress test her husband wonders if a cure could change her back, and a doctor married twelve years answers.
Making the sun go down early
The team argues whether Roz is suicidal or devout, and House points Chase toward a way to give her Shabbat on a faster schedule.
House argues niceness is a symptom: cavemen and the bell curve
House tells the team a selflessly nice man must have a genetic defect, backs it with a caveman parable and statistics, then holds a vote that doesn't count.
Foreman tries to review Taub, and Taub reviews him back
Foreman tries a private review of Taub; Taub reads his own review of Foreman and explains House gave him authority to keep him in place.
The team tells House he has syphilis
A blood test the team ran on House comes back positive; they break it to him while he watches a soap and juggles the case.
Amber spills the secret and House cracks the case
Amber tells the team House doesn't have syphilis; House asks why the patient tested positive and the answer leads to Chagas.
A former plastic surgeon says meaning doesn't matter, then iodine glows
A doctor tells Evan he loved his supposedly shallow work; then the scan shows iodine everywhere and his kidneys are failing.
House outs Thirteen's Huntington's in the middle of a differential
Thirteen defends the patient's career a little too hard, House says out loud what her test showed, and the team presses her afterwards.
Six transplant patients, one donor, and House insists it's cancer
House runs a differential on a dead donor's organ recipients while riffing on what Wilson ever did for him, and sends everyone to prove cancer.
The genius coffee repairman in argyle socks
A man fixing the coffee machine turns out to be a private investigator who has solved the donor's secret life and wants $2,300.
House has run background checks on his own team
Mid-differential House reveals he knows Thirteen's car loan, a world record crawl, and hints at something on Taub's wife.
House tells Taub about his wife's secret bank account
Taub demands what House found; House reveals weekly cash deposits and catches Taub's cover story on a single word.
Bisexidrine and Cuckoldisol: House renames the trial drugs
House names each experimental drug after his team's secrets while Taub admits he knows about the account.
House predicts exactly what Taub will do about his marriage
Taub warns House out of his personal life; House insists he is not giving advice, only forecasting a confession.
Hair of the drug that bit him
Brandon swells up after dialysis; House argues it is withdrawal and orders him back on the drugs to wean him slowly.
Taub confronts his wife and learns she bought him a car
Taub raises the statements he found; the secret savings turn out to be a surprise gift, leaving him guilty.
House reverses course on Taub after the car news
As Foreman pitches Kluver-Bucy, House concedes Taub has no reason to confess, and orders an angiogram to keep him from home.
Taub talks Brandon out of confessing, then House's broken toaster
Taub calls confession selfish; House needles him about his marriage during the heart study until Brandon's hair turns up red.
House explains the heart with Pete Best
After red hair kills one theory, House frames the fix as firing the drummer who can't keep the beat.
The paintings reveal the pattern, and House finds the bezoar
Brandon's distorted paintings track his drug months; House phones in a diagnosis mid-surgery and ends on why he won't let Cameron buy a cat.
Was Heather happier before she knew? Taub's new car
Heather hesitates over whether the truth made her happier; Taub's wife unveils his car and he says they need to talk.
House's father is dead and House would rather talk about Taub
The team learns House's father died; House deflects onto Taub's late night confession and insists he didn't even like the man.
House reads Taub's marriage and recruits him to swap morphine
House plans to make staying home painful for the patient and pins Taub's eagerness on his crumbling marriage.
The clean bathtub hides the poison
House works out the patient cleans his tub with bleach and ammonia, gassing himself with chlorine several times a week.
House reacts to Sophia's confession with a diagnosis
The team is shaken by her story while House wants the medical angle, then settles on severe emotional stress.
House traces the poison to Sophia's homemade furniture
From holes in her desk House deduces pressure-treated wood released arsenic when she cut it.
House calls arsenic the hero of Sophia's case
After new brain lesions appear, House argues the arsenic was fighting her illness, leading to leukemia and a need for her parents' marrow.
House runs a differential by phone with a hostage-taker listening
House calls Foreman and every fellow from the past five years for a speakerphone differential, then hands out assignments.
A differential with Cuddy listening through the wall
House floats steroids, mocks Kutner's late-night infomercial habit, and secretly agrees with the asthma theory so Cuddy won't know.