Michael forgot it's take your daughter to work day
Pam baits the kids with candy, Michael insists his office is R-rated, then greets the children as Superman, Batman and finally Aquaman.
S2E18 · Take Your Daughter to Work Day
11 moments · 16 min of essential viewing.
Moments, in order
Michael calls Stanley's daughter a fox, and Kelly gets baby fever
Michael badly misjudges Melissa's age and explains he prefers being the fun uncle; Kelly gushes about babies while Ryan quietly panics.
Jim wins over Abby with books and paper sales
A shy girl turns down the shredder, but Jim bonds with Abby over a favorite book and recruits her to help him sell paper.
Sasha's train whistle, Dwight's handshake and Mr. Poop
Michael charms little Sasha, Dwight loses a handshake contest to a girl, and Meredith's kid relentlessly renames him Mr. Poop.
Stanley catches Ryan with his daughter
Melissa flirts with Ryan and demands his number; Stanley unleashes a terrifying warning to stay away from his child.
Dwight reads the kids a thumb-chopping German story
Dwight's storytime ends with scissors cutting off thumbs; Michael throws him out, wins the kids over with Dane Cook, and Dwight muses on discipline.
The kids call Michael a middleman, then meet four-toed Creed
Michael's tour of where paper comes from goes wrong when the kids decide he is just a middleman; Creed offers to show his foot.
Michael's childhood Fundle Bundle tape
Michael has Ryan fetch an old kids' show tape, but young Michael's wish for a wife and 100 kids prompts awkward questions he cannot answer.
Michael asks HR if it's too late to have kids
Michael opens up about wanting more than playing the field and asks whether he is too late for kids, then wants to be Sasha's godfather.
The shredder thrill and Michael's dating site username
A kid is wowed by the office shredder, and Michael signs up for online dating with a username that badly misfires.
Michael's farewell song and Dwight's olden-days lore
Michael keeps the kids for a guitar performance he can't play, and Dwight explains how his ancestors valued children, alarmingly.
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