House stonewalls Mary's parents
House tells the Carrolls their daughter will be fine and dodges every question about what the surgery is.
Gregory House's Best Moments
Every House moment featuring Gregory House, in story order. Played by Hugh Laurie.
360 moments · 8h 56m · by Favseen
Moments 301–330 of 360
- 301
- 302
'Position's been filled'
A hopeful candidate arrives for an interview; House insists the job is taken and offers to validate the parking.
- 303
Cameron's price for coming back: a date
House asks Cameron back again, offering money and parking. She names one condition, and he has to decide.
- 304
Wilson finds out Cameron's price: one date with House
Mid-exam, Wilson needles House until he admits Cameron came back on the condition of one date, then mocks the mentor romance.
- 305
House's apology to a soaked-in-juice patient ends in a stroke
House overreacts to a spilled 'urine' sample, is ordered to apologise, offers the sobbing patient cash, and the kid's pupil blows.
- 306
Cameron returns, the jaw plate blocks the MRI, and the date leaks
Cameron is back on the team; House spots why the MRI is off-limits, and Cameron tells Chase and Foreman what her new contract got her.
- 307
Clinic: an elderly woman wants her husband's blue pills weakened
Ramona's pain traces to Myron's new pills; she misses Jeopardy and asks House to lie to Myron for her.
- 308
House lets a pool-hall oracle settle Foreman versus Chase
House mocks Harvey's string of alternative healers, then consults a toy oracle to choose between endocarditis and a trauma aneurysm.
- 309
Foreman catches Annette choking Harvey: she is his dominatrix
Foreman pulls Annette off the patient; Chase identifies her, and she calmly explains Harvey likes being strangled and what he pays her.
- 310
Chase admits his past with a banker who liked to be burned
Chase explains how he knows Annette; Cameron and House pounce, and House scolds him for withholding the pain angle.
- 311
Myron wants less sex, so House hands him a blue placebo
Ramona's husband admits he can't keep up; House walks him to the pharmacy to find a blue pill that does nothing.
- 312
Cuddy tells House to stop walling himself off; he eyes her blouse
Cuddy backs the Cameron date and says five years of self-pity is enough; House deflects, and she suggests a shirt.
- 313
House's date plan for Cameron: the county paintball tourney
Harvey's mini-strokes kill the blood-thinner plan; Cameron asks how to dress, and House teases her before naming a restaurant.
- 314
Harvey refuses surgery and turns on Annette, then strokes again
Harvey spirals and refuses consent; the team sneaks Annette in to command him, he lashes out at her, and his mood swing is a new stroke.
- 315
Wilson tells House to be a jerk to Cameron, House turns it on him
Wilson suggests House end the Cameron thing by being himself; House diagnoses Wilson's own break-up habit and ego.
- 316
House tells Harvey's living parents their son is dead
The team finds Harvey's parents are alive and hang up; House calls back with the one lie guaranteed to bring them in.
- 317
House shames Harvey's parents into signing the surgery consent
Furious at the fake death call, the Parks refuse; House reframes humiliation and threatens a sign campaign until they sign.
- 318
Wilson fixes House's tie and coaches him for the date
House frets about small talk; Wilson lays out doors, chairs, shoes and earrings, plus a condom offer.
- 319
The date: Cameron asks how House feels, and he dissects her
Small talk fails; Cameron asks for honesty and House says she needs damaged people, naming her late husband and himself.
- 320
House spots mismatched rings: Ramona and Myron are having an affair
The couple's stories clash and House notices one silver ring, one gold; the blue-pill problem turns out to be an affair.
- 321
Chase's breath mints crack the case: an infected jaw
House makes Chase smell the comatose patient's breath and lays out jaw infection as the stroke source, then proves it.
- 322
Annette explains trust to House; Harvey asks about his parents
House tells Harvey and Annette the strangling must stop; Annette says it is about vulnerability, and Harvey asks if his parents came.
- 323
Cuddy drafts House to teach a diagnostics class
House doubts the absent lecturer is sick, refuses, then haggles over clinic hours once Cuddy fails to stop him leaving.
- 324
Stacy walks back into House's life asking him to save her husband
House's ex Stacy shows him her husband Mark's scans; House insults the man's pancreas and admits he's not sure he wants him to live.
- 325
House's lecture: three guys walk into a clinic with leg pain
House opens the class with a riddle, mocks textbook answers, and casts Carmen Electra as a stand-in patient in his story.
- 326
Cameron cares too much about the volleyball player
House uses Cameron's deep dive into a teen's heartbreak to show what caring does; she finds a nodule that forces a painful test.
- 327
The screaming golfer gets his Demerol, and the class gets played
House's pantless golfer stand-in screams until the doctors give Demerol; the pain vanishes and House explains he was a drug seeker.
- 328
Wilson tells House why Stacy came to him
During the break Wilson presses House on Stacy's husband: she doesn't hate House, she just can't stand to be around him.
- 329
Wrong snake: House tells students right and wrong exist
The venom volume rules out the rattlesnake; House makes students pick between two choices and says not knowing doesn't make you right.
- 330
House tests the returning drug seeker with a catheter
The golfer comes back in pain; instead of calling the cops House picks a tube without anaesthetic to see if he's really sick.