A rapid-fire differential, and time is not a fixed construct
The volleyball player screams at a touch; the team rattles off causes too fast for the class, and House reveals the cases are months apart.
Gregory House's Best Moments
Every House moment featuring Gregory House, in story order. Played by Hugh Laurie.
360 moments · 8h 56m · by Favseen
Moments 331–360 of 360
- 331
- 332
Everybody lies: the dying farmer's dog gives him away
House tells the farmer he's dying; his worry for his dog exposes a bite he hid, and two doctors wrestle the dog for a swab.
- 333
Tea-colored urine, a useless student, and Cameron's muscle death
House drills a student on brown urine until he folds, then Cameron, sitting in, names muscle death as the answer.
- 334
House to the students: you are going to kill someone
House says the patient's own doctors missed it for three days, and that killing someone is part of medicine.
- 335
Three legs, three verdicts, and the third patient is House
Cancer, flesh-eating strep and an aneurysm: every story ends with possible amputation, and the room realizes the third patient was House.
- 336
House refuses amputation and picks the riskiest option
House tells Cuddy to save his leg with a bypass despite the risks; Stacy calls him an idiot and admits she's scared he'll die.
- 337
House diagnoses his own cardiac arrest from a hospital bed
After surgery House screams for morphine, Stacy hears of a middle-ground option, and House reads his own heart failure before he crashes.
- 338
House on near-death visions: just chemistry, by choice
After a dreamlike vision during a minute of death, House says he chooses to believe it's brain chemistry, not a test.
- 339
Stacy begs House to let them cut off his leg
With the pain not easing, Stacy asks why his life is worth less than hers; House still can't say yes.
- 340
Stacy uses her proxy while House sleeps
House asks for a coma to sleep through the pain; Stacy, his proxy, says goodbye and then signs for the middle-ground surgery.
- 341
The class argues Stacy's choice, then House calls her back
House lays out his lasting pain; students split on the proxy decision, the class runs over, and House phones Stacy to book Mark in.
- 342
House meets Stacy's husband Mark, out-toasts him, and drugs him
Stacy ambushes Mark with House at a restaurant; the two men trade jabs and toasts until Mark collapses and Stacy realizes House dosed him.
- 343
House takes the case on Stacy's word; Wilson sets a 50-foot rule
The team mocks House's style and his belief in Stacy over the patient; Wilson says he's playing hero and orders him to keep his distance.
- 344
Cameron calls House's exploratory surgery irresponsible
Every scan is clean and Mark wants to go home; House books surgery anyway, and Cameron says he only has the wife's word.
- 345
In the waiting room House asks Stacy if she's cheating
House sits with Stacy during the surgery, notes she takes sugar now, and frames an infidelity question as medicine; she sees through it.
- 346
House finds the problem in the surgery footage: abdominal epilepsy
Surgery finds nothing and the team calls Mark healthy; House replays the video, enhances it, and spots the twitch nobody saw.
- 347
House turns Mark's brain scan into an interrogation about Stacy
During a PET memory test House slips in questions about the wedding; Mark fights back with vivid honeymoon detail.
- 348
On the roof House admits he doesn't know, then Mark goes paralyzed
Stacy confronts House on his old hideout; he confesses every test is negative, and soon after Mark loses feeling in his body.
- 349
Guillain-Barré without antibodies: House's 'what if'
Foreman rules out Guillain-Barré; House pushes a long shot where the body fights nothing, and the team agrees the treatment is low risk.
- 350
Mark fears Stacy will leave him, then can't breathe
Mark accuses Stacy of leaving the way she left House; mid-crisis the room calls a code, and House reads the vitals as panic.
- 351
House deduces Stacy hid this trip from her friends
From the cards and the flowers, House works out who Stacy didn't tell she was coming; she says Wilson may be right to keep them apart.
- 352
House confesses to Wilson that part of him wants Mark to die
Mark isn't responding; House admits his ugliest wish to Wilson and isn't sure why he has it.
- 353
They never went to Paris
House tries to make peace by praising Mark's honeymoon in Paris, and Stacy's answer gives him a new symptom.
- 354
The PET scan as lie detector: House names acute intermittent porphyria
House replays Mark's honest-looking Paris answer, then lays out a disease that leaves no fingerprints, down to the yoga.
- 355
Stacy demands House force the test; he respects Mark's no
Mark refuses the trigger; Stacy begs House to do it anyway, accuses him of payback for his leg, and he turns her own choice back on her.
- 356
House brings the 'cocktail' and his team stands in the way
Mark refuses House's trigger shot; Foreman, Cameron and Chase block him, House mocks the stand, and he still gets his way.
- 357
The attack hits and House proves porphyria under the lights
Mark convulses while the team fights over Ativan and a sample; the urine stays yellow until House adds light.
- 358
Cameron realizes House could love, just not her
Seeing House with Stacy, Cameron admits she was wrong about him and wishes him well.
- 359
Stacy tells House he's the one, and she still chooses Mark
Stacy thanks House, admits she's not over him, and explains why she was lonely with him and isn't with Mark.
- 360
Cuddy wants to hire Stacy and asks House's permission
Cuddy has offered Stacy a job as general counsel, but only if House says yes; he has to answer.