
Amber's plan: stop the patient's heart
After House throws Wilson out, the hallucination lays out what Vicodin or mental illness would mean for him and the team agrees to stop the heart for pictures.

Every House moment featuring Chris Taub, in story order. Played by Peter Jacobson.
275 moments · 6h 14m

After House throws Wilson out, the hallucination lays out what Vicodin or mental illness would mean for him and the team agrees to stop the heart for pictures.

House tells Wilson he is about to put himself into insulin shock while the team holds the patient's heart still past three minutes for an MRI.

Watching the patient's devoted boyfriend, House decides he is too devoted and guesses gonorrhea walled off in her heart.

The abscess is out but the dopamine killed her limbs; the team debates whether to accept her refusal without House.

Singing and in a good mood, House dubs the patient's condition alien hand syndrome and argues with Taub over the 'mute loser' right hemisphere.

Words shown to only one hemisphere: Scott can't say one he didn't consciously see but draws it, then invents a reason for standing up.

Wilson is drafted to give relationship counseling to Scott's two hemispheres and suggests narrating his plans out loud for his right brain.

While the patient crashes House insists the clots come from an intermittent arrhythmia and orders an echo at exactly the right moment.

Thinking it's a bird infection, the team learns Vince has had an erection for three hours, and it's getting painful.

House lures Taub from his 6:00 life and the just-returned Thirteen into diagnosing the porn actor, pitting their theories against each other.

Waiting with a pseudonym, House argues Taub isn't content with content; Taub calls him an addiction addict, then solves the case anyway.

Taub leaves a patient and calls with Thirteen to stop the marrow ablation: the worms were holding the patient's Crohn's in check.

House gleefully has all his starters back; when Thirteen agrees with Foreman, House needles the former couple about their breakup.

While the team fumbles for a new diagnosis after a stroke, House phones a dozen women hunting for Cuddy's sister, then sends the team out.

Taub's wife says the issue isn't pay or not being consulted: at 40 he's back doing grunt work for House.

During a hearing test the team finds Thirteen's pay stub, and Foreman learns he earns less than the people he supervises.

The team owns up to the salary prank and offers to fund Foreman's raise; Cuddy accepts, then reveals what she had not seen.

House grills the staff in a French accent about the pranks, then reveals Foreman's mother died; Marcus quits.

An argument about yoga turns into one about never doing anything together, and Taub is sent off to work.

Taub insists he had a flat tire; House needs only to read Chase's face to know Taub is bluffing.

A colleague tells Taub the fight is not really about yoga, and points to his history.

Taub surprises his wife in the car to prove he wants her, and House shows up to check his spare tire.

House asks the question Taub's wife won't, then needles him about why he really stopped.

Taub proposes to the woman he's already married to, and House sees right through it.

Locked in a records room, Taub realizes they could read anyone's file, and they agree to start with the boss.

Every malpractice case in House's file names the same patient; to get into his head they turn to a stash of confiscated pills.

Numb and giggling, one asks to be punched in the face, and then a credentials file gives away why one of them came down.

Taub reads Foreman's academic probation aloud, and works out why Foreman still needs the record gone twelve years on.

Foreman can't see what Taub is ashamed of; Taub admits he once thought he'd be House and now works for younger doctors.

House hands out the knight's case between Renaissance jokes, sending Foreman and Taub to the fair and Chase to the MRI.