Clinic: a father's cold, his daughter's handbag, and Fresno in France
A dad lectures his teen about a $400 bag while House examines him, flirts with the giggling daughter, and prescribes cold medicine.
Clinic patient
Every House moment featuring Clinic patient, in story order.
14 moments · 21 min
House's speech on babies being perfect, then downhill
Mid clinic exam, House explains how parents live off their kids' achievements and why Adam's parents get nothing back.
A judgmental patient gets judged back
A well-groomed patient criticizes House's appearance until House diagnoses athlete's foot in his nose.
Sex while stupid: House delivers STD results
House lectures his STD patients about condoms; a young woman learns she has chlamydia and recoils when he reaches for her.
House hands off a rape victim, and she refuses
House asks Cuddy to reassign the patient who told him she was raped; she insists on staying with him.
House tells her he doesn't want to treat her
House explains she wants him because he doesn't want her; she asks if he's raping her and throws him out.
After an overdose, she wants to talk about the weather
She swallows a bottle of sedatives; at her bedside House says he's there under orders, and she wants only small talk.
House's bleak view of humanity
She asks how being raped makes sense; House calls people selfish animals, and she asks if anything terrible ever happened to him.
House tells her about his grandmother
House wakes her and shares a childhood story of a strict grandmother who punished him with ice baths and nights in the yard.
She catches House lying: 'Life is a series of rooms'
She doesn't believe the grandmother story; furious, she tells him a life is built from the rooms you are stuck in.
Pregnancy test: House tells her she's pregnant
A colleague reveals House only tested her for STDs; she's pregnant, and House checks how she's taking it.
House argues abortion with her
She won't terminate on principle; House picks apart 'every life is sacred', and she notes he's enjoying the debate.
House and the patient argue about God in the park
House shares his jogger fantasy and attacks her faith until she asks what his excuse is.
She sees House is hurt too, and he tells the truth
She says she chose him because he seems hurt; House admits the story was true, but it was his father, and she starts to tell hers.