Something awful on Michael's carpet
Michael finds a reeking mess in the middle of his office, nobody will check it closely, and the cleaning only makes it worse.
S2E14 · The Carpet
11 moments · 15 min of essential viewing.
Moments, in order
Michael relives the old bullpen days
Exiled to Jim's desk, Michael recalls hating old boss Ed Truck and boasts of pranks with Todd Packer between Dwight's calls.
Kelly begs Jim to play matchmaker
Kelly lists everything she thinks is awesome, then pleads with Jim to find out whether Ryan likes her.
Sales raids Accounting, and the carpet becomes terrorism
Michael and Dwight sweep Accounting's desks clean, then Michael's carpet theories climb from love and hate to terrorism.
Michael's cash sales contest, entered by Michael
Michael puts up $83 for the day's top seller, takes Jim's clients to compete himself, and celebrates a sale with a dance.
Michael calls a hate crime and puts everyone on time out
Michael cancels the contest, calls the carpet a hate crime, and when no one confesses, punishes the whole office.
Ryan asks Jim about Kelly
Ryan asks Jim whether Kelly wants something long-term or casual, and Kelly tells Jim exactly what to say back.
Michael seeks advice from Ed Truck
After a creepy aside from Creed, Michael meets Ed Truck, learns Ed's office got the same treatment, and swears off donating organs.
Jim asks out Brenda by voicemail
Jim leaves a rambling message for Brenda from the boat, having found her number in the corporate directory.
Todd Packer claims his special delivery
Todd Packer calls to ask about the package he left in Michael's office, and Michael is thrilled it was done out of love.
Jim's voicemails from the office
Jim plays his messages: Pam bored and dodging Michael, Dwight bragging about Sudoku, and a conspiracy theory.
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