Michael hands out ice cream sandwiches instead of the surprise
Michael returns with ice cream sandwiches, tossing them around the office, and insists this is not the big surprise.

Every The Office moment featuring Phyllis Lapin, in story order. Played by Phyllis Smith.
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Michael returns with ice cream sandwiches, tossing them around the office, and insists this is not the big surprise.
Angela, Phyllis and Pam deadlock over streamers, Michael shows off his planners, then pushes an ice cream cake on a dairy-allergic guest.
Losing the room, Michael flaunts his per-mile pledge and imagines being a philanthropist whose anonymous gift everyone knows is his.
Michael keeps Dwight off the team and hands him the Saturday work schedule instead, and the tiny promotion goes straight to his head.
Michael assumes Stanley plays, turns down every volunteer from the office, and Dwight fights his way onto the team before ruining Jim's weekend.
Her group heads to Poor Richard's but Pam stays; Phyllis's Busiest Beaver trophy is misprinted and Michael brings out his character Ping.
A Packer joke targets Phyllis; Michael sends Kevin to his corner, gushes that Phyllis is gorgeous, and reflects on being upper management.
Jim and Pam present the Icelandic box-of-paper snowshoe race, Pam explains Jim at his best, and Phyllis volunteers to take on Kevin.
Michael rents Dwight the spare room as a reward, Dwight's questions pile up until Michael ends it, and Angela reveals her own game: Pam Pong.
Angela picks the Bible, Dwight smuggles survival gear inside a book, Michael gives Ryan rule four, and Meredith's movies spark a rules fight.
Copies of Michael's screenplay go around, Phyllis is cast as Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Dwight's protest melts when he's offered the lead.
The table read hits Scarn rejecting Catherine Zeta-Jones, reuniting with Samuel L. Chang and gunning down a cake; one reviewer gives two thumbs down.
Angela sulks, paper talk is banned, and Pam's question to Phyllis about secret romances turns back on her and Jim; she drops her side project.
Michael storms the party planning committee, doubles every order, flashes his 3,000-dollar bonus for firing Devon, and is reminded liquor is banned.
Gift opening: Pam gets her teapot, Ryan an iPod with the price tag on, and Michael, crushed by Phyllis's oven mitt, turns it into Yankee Swap.
Called out over the swap, Michael lets slip his 3,000-dollar bonus, sulks at the lame party, then buys enough vodka to get everyone plastered.
Michael claims the only real disability in the office, Stanley mocks his cast, and Michael calls everyone jerks.
Phyllis and Angela pick between Jim and Roy, Dwight recounts his surveillance past, and Jim tries to downplay it all.
Michael puts up $83 for the day's top seller, takes Jim's clients to compete himself, and celebrates a sale with a dance.
Pam remembers last year's Dwight card, Phyllis gets flowers from Bob Vance, and Dwight needles Michael about seeing Jan in the city of love.
Michael reads out complaints about Stanley, Phyllis, Creed and Kevin; Pam vents to Jim about Angela; Creed explains his smell; Michael orders a bizarre fix.
Dwight demands other gays identify themselves; Phyllis announces her engagement to Bob Vance. Michael insists on his straightness, and Oscar wants to quit.
Phyllis shares a disturbing womb story, Stanley refuses to play, Pam describes a boxer aunt, and another tale features wildebeests.
Stanley lists everything wrong with his life except one day a year; then Michael boos Phyllis out of the pretzel line for cutting.
Covered in caramel, Michael announces sweeping efficiency changes, orders desk swaps and brushes off Toby's questions.
Dwight shows up late, Andy picks Michael first, Stanley tries to pass, then Michael casts the pairs as Amazing Race teams with no prize at stake.
After a pleasant sales day, Karen hears that Jim was stuck on Pam for so long that no one thought he'd get over her.
Ahead of Phyllis's wedding Michael misuses a Braveheart term, then announces a warehouse party for the men that he keeps failing to name.
Jan arrives unannounced; Michael calls a DEFCON summit of the women, vows to stay strong, then decides to hear her out.