Coffee-cup DNA reveals Dan was adopted
The paternity test brings a double surprise; House confronts the parents, waves off their outrage, and asks one question about the birth mother.
Gregory House's Best Moments
Every House moment featuring Gregory House, in story order. Played by Hugh Laurie.
360 moments · 8h 56m · by Favseen
Moments 31–60 of 360
- 31
- 32
House explains the measles time bomb hiding in Dan's brain
An infant measles virus that mutated and waited 16 years: House names the rare disease, its fatal second stage, and the treatment dilemma.
- 33
House argues the bet saved Dan, then collects his winnings
Cuddy balks at a $3,200 DNA test for a wager; House credits the bet with cracking the case, then counts the cash he won from everyone.
- 34
Why this patient? House takes the ER case after a stairwell check
House grills his team on why they care about this patient, then mocks a differential where nothing fits every symptom.
- 35
House introduces himself to the clinic waiting room
Forced into clinic duty by Cuddy, House greets the patients with a speech about his credentials, his reluctance and his Vicodin. No one picks him.
- 36
House reads a clinic patient's career from the color of her mucus
A patient whose cold is already gone gets told from her new glasses and white teeth that she's about to be fired.
- 37
House argues two diseases beat one in an Occam's razor showdown
The treatment is wrecking Brandon's kidneys. Chase offers a one-in-ten-million fit; House recolors the board and does the odds for two diseases.
- 38
House pages Cuddy from a board meeting to look at a sore throat
Payback for clinic duty: House calls in the hospital's head for a formal consult on the most routine complaint in the room.
- 39
House tells Cameron she owns Chase, then gloats over the kidneys
House lectures Cameron on her effect on men, catches the team trying to disprove him, and explains why taunting keeps doctors working.
- 40
House stalls for Cuddy and bets Foreman fifty on the virus
Waiting out Cuddy's golf game with a runner's sore leg, House and Foreman argue the two-illness theory and wager on the patient.
- 41
House turns clinic duty into a war game with Cuddy
Cuddy refuses to free him from clinic hours; House vows to win their game, insists to Wilson there's no thin line, and fills a Vicodin script.
- 42
The cough was first: House works out a gout-drug mix-up
After a long silent think, House explains how a gout medicine handed out by mistake explains every symptom, then hits a timeline snag.
- 43
House meets the family and hunts for who gave the cough pills
House explains why not caring makes him a better doctor, then presses the family until a relative admits giving Brandon his cough pills.
- 44
The pharmacy pills match, and House's perfect theory falls apart
The pharmacist holds firm, the family confirms the pills looked right, and House insists he wasn't wrong, reality was.
- 45
A lymphoma hunch leads to surgery prep, and Brandon's heart stops
House orders exploratory surgery over objections; threading a catheter through Brandon's heart triggers an arrhythmia and he has to be shocked.
- 46
House's bedside pep talk: hand-holder or the doctor who ignores you
House drops in on Brandon to boast about leaving early and offer a choice between two kinds of doctor.
- 47
A clinic patient with something stuck where it shouldn't be
House deduces the location and embarrassment from a patient who won't sit, then learns what it is and hands the case to Cuddy.
- 48
House storms the clean room to name the poison and its source
Finger pain completes the pattern; House walks into isolation, explains the order of the damage, and gets Brandon to admit to party drugs.
- 49
House still can't let the solved case go
Shopping with a friend, House admits he's still trying to work out where the drug came from; the friend claims to be well-adjusted.
- 50
From the OB lounge, House spots a cluster of sick babies
House eavesdrops on the obstetricians, lays out two sick newborns as exhibits, shrugs off a shrink suggestion and goes hunting for more.
- 51
The baby hunt turns up a third case and the ward is shut
House sweeps every maternity room and finds nothing until the overflow floor; Cuddy closes the ward and turns away a woman in labor.
- 52
Epidemic differential: House explains Cuddy's sick baby
With four infants failing, House reads why Cuddy needs a swab team, then the team narrows a resistant hospital germ.
- 53
Cuddy's swab hunt and a tie declared a petri dish
Med students swab the hospital while empty gel dispensers turn up; and someone's tie gets declared a petri dish.
- 54
House diagnoses a marathoner's 'parasite'
A runner who can't lose weight learns what her parasite really is, confesses a paternity problem, and gets House's take on marriage.
- 55
House orders a trial: one drug off each baby
The antibiotics are killing the babies' kidneys; while the team argues which to drop, House decides to treat the two infants differently.
- 56
Cuddy and House clash over experimenting on babies
Cuddy demands a medical rationale and informed consent; House offers absurd reasons, then asks which matters more as two more babies fall ill.
- 57
Jill brings her husband to House's office for a mono test
The pregnant runner needs a cover story; House catches on a beat late and plays along, telling Charlie that feeling fine is a symptom.
- 58
House makes Cameron tell the parents, and scolds Chase for helping
The failed drug points to vancomycin; House assigns Cameron the death talk, and when she freezes he accuses Chase of bailing her out.
- 59
House's superbug rant: we bred them
Neither antibiotic works on the Hartig baby. Chase fears a rare resistant staph; House blames antibiotic overuse, then spots the heart clue.
- 60
From an autopsy slide to eight vials: hunting a virus
Heart tissue says virus. With little blood to spare, the team crosses out families of viruses and House adds a healthy baby as a control.