House reads Luke's real age off his wrist X-ray
A growth plate gives the game away: Luke is not 18 but just turned 15, and House warns what that means once his mother goes home.
Gregory House's Best Moments
Every House moment featuring Gregory House, in story order. Played by Hugh Laurie.
360 moments · 8h 56m · by Favseen
Moments 91–120 of 360
- 91
- 92
House plans to shrink a tumor just enough to fool the surgeon
No transplant for Lucy and a tumor past surgical limits, so House proposes injecting ethanol to make it look operable.
- 93
House deduces who tattled to Cuddy, and it's about his birthday
Cuddy hints she knows his secret; House reasons his way to the informant and the secret, only to learn she just wants her clinic hours.
- 94
From a hiccups patient to Cuddy cornering House in the men's room
House mocks a hiccups sufferer's home remedies, then Cuddy follows him into the bathroom about the tumor that shrank overnight.
- 95
A phone record proves Lucy is not schizophrenic
House shows the only call from Lucy's room went to Social Services, and argues that sacrificing for her son is too sane for the diagnosis.
- 96
A forgotten eye appointment and copper rings crack Lucy's case
The team lands on a rare copper disorder, House questions their hope, and a forgotten eye appointment leads to copper rings in Lucy's eyes.
- 97
House takes the blame for the Social Services call
Lucy thanks House; Luke refuses to, and House lets him think the call was his own doing, then admits the case lost its interest.
- 98
House asks why this case, then skewers his team's differential
Handed a woman who sleeps 18 hours a day, House questions the referrer's motives and mocks each theory, ending with a fairy-tale diagnosis.
- 99
House finds his breathless clinic patient's problem staring at him
A preschool teacher with a tight chest reveals a birthday gift to her husband during an EKG, and House urgently pages Wilson for a second opinion.
- 100
House turns an implant consult into an exposé of Wilson's ties
Talking about why people change their looks, House notes Wilson's new tie, decides he wants to look good at work, and teases him about a girlfriend.
- 101
The breast clue: House points the team to paraneoplastic syndrome
After a seizure and a clean MRI, House steers to a family history of breast cancer, and the team explains how a tumor can confuse the immune system.
- 102
Treat the symptoms, and House explains why he rides Foreman
With no tumor found, House opts to treat symptoms, sends Foreman to Elyse's workplace, and answers his complaint with a pointed joke.
- 103
Sleeping sickness or rabbit fever: two lousy ideas win the day
Infections are ruled out one by one until the team is left with an African parasite or an inhaled bacterium, and House praises Foreman.
- 104
House reads Wilson's shoes and sniffs out a lunch with a nurse
House profiles Wilson's mystery woman from his footwear until Wilson admits to an innocent lunch with an oncology nurse.
- 105
House tells his clinic patient her husband is spiking her oatmeal
An EKG detail leads House to the husband's blood-pressure pills, a very unromantic motive, and some wildly inappropriate advice.
- 106
House pins the parasite on an affair and admits pulling a colleague's records
House cites an obscure Portuguese case of sleeping sickness passed by sex, assigns the cheating questions, then is caught having read a doctor's file.
- 107
House asks Ed to bet his wife's life on her fidelity
With only sleeping sickness left, House meets Ed at the bedside and walks him through why he must consent to a treatment that can kill.
- 108
House and Wilson split the world between trying and not trying
In the elevator House doubts Wilson's single innocent lunch and the two reach a cynical deal about being good.
- 109
Crying over a centrifuge, a doctor tells House about her late husband
House finds a colleague in tears in the lab; she shares how she married and lost her college love, and House deduces what she knew going in.
- 110
House doubts Foreman's motives and sends him to find the kid's stash
House assumes a teenager's collapse is drugs, mocks Foreman for caring, floats a legal toner high, and sends him to search the house.
- 111
House tastes the suspect tomato sauce to make a point
Disappointed by sauce instead of designer drugs, House eats a spoonful of the possibly tainted jar, then steers the team to pesticides.
- 112
An 82-year-old clinic patient falls for House
An elderly woman complains of feeling good, describes a newfound obsession with a young actor and flirts with House, who admits her for tests.
- 113
An army antidote, a British jab and a garden theory
As Matt needs his heart paced, Margo demands options; Chase offers an experimental army treatment, House needles him, and a garden becomes the suspect.
- 114
House receives a love poem from his elderly admirer
A colleague reads aloud the gushing verse House's 82-year-old patient wrote him, and House defends her honour while her results arrive.
- 115
Matt's mother refuses the antidote, and House wants a court order
Margo says the garden spray was swapped for something organic and blocks treatment; House argues she should be overruled as irrational.
- 116
House reads Matt's mother the refusal form he rewrote
Posing as a hospital staffer, House reads Margo a release form he has 'clarified' with brutal language, then reveals who he is.
- 117
A second poisoned boy changes everything
Just as treatment is about to start, a student named Chi Ling arrives with identical symptoms, and he lives nowhere near Matt.
- 118
House tells an 82-year-old she has syphilis from prom night
Over her son's protests, House delivers a shocking diagnosis, and Mrs. Adams calmly recalls exactly when she must have caught it.
- 119
Cameron is sent to win over Matt's mother, and gets called out
With a new pesticide suspect, House sends Cameron to persuade Margo, who sees through the approach and puts the decision back on her.
- 120
The antidote backfires and House reworks the poisoning timeline
Matt seizes as his mother screams at the doctors; then House works out the boys were poisoned at home and quizzes the team on teen morning habits.