S4E12 · Did I Stutter?

Moments, in order

Michael presses his face into wet cement
Michael crowdsources what to write in drying cement, settles on a celebrity-style face print, and dedicates it to his future great-grandkids.
1m 50sMichael ScottPhyllis LapinPam Beesly#cold open #legacy #talking head
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Michael mocks Pam's backup glasses as Jim teases a proposal
Pam turns up in her backup glasses, Michael calls her ugly, and Jim fakes a proposal that turns out to be a coffee request.
55sPam BeeslyMichael ScottJim Halpert#glasses #jim and pam #tease
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Stanley shuts down Michael's brainstorm: Did I stutter?
Michael wants zing and pep for the voicemail message and pushes Stanley to help with a rap, until Stanley snaps back at him in front of everyone.
1m 04sMichael ScottStanley HudsonAndy Bernard#stanley #meeting #insubordination
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Toby urges Michael to deal with Stanley, Michael fakes a stomachache
Michael insists Stanley was joking, lectures Toby on how friends tease, then suddenly feels sick when Toby suggests they go ask Stanley.
1m 18sMichael ScottToby Flenderson#avoidance #hr #michael and toby
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Dwight high-pressures Andy into selling his Xterra
Dwight trashes Andy's car, lists its grim alternative fates, and counts down until a flustered Andy shakes on a $1,500 discount.
1m 04sDwight SchruteAndy Bernard#negotiation #hard sell #andy and dwight
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Dwight's color-coded org chart and its emergency disaster mode
Dwight walks Michael through who can discipline Stanley, then pushes hard for a mode giving him full authority over the office. Michael refuses.
1m 20sDwight SchruteMichael Scott#michael and dwight #power grab #org chart
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Darryl teaches Michael gang-style Fluffy Fingers
Michael asks Darryl how gangs settle a diss, and Darryl explains they tickle each other until they are laughing and hugging.
1m 18sMichael ScottDarryl Philbin#advice #prank #darryl
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Ryan hands Jim a formal warning
After small talk about the Eagles, Ryan formally warns Jim about goofing off at reception and brushes off Jim's questions.
1m 21sRyan HowardJim HalpertToby Flenderson#warning #rivalry #office politics
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Dwight flips Andy's Xterra and taunts him with a Mad Lib
Andy catches Dwight reselling his car on eBay for profit, and Dwight rubs it in with a Mad Lib of his own.
48sDwight SchruteAndy Bernard#payback #andy and dwight #mad libs
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Michael fake-fires Stanley and Stanley explodes
Michael stages a mock firing with the whole office in on it; Stanley threatens a lawsuit, then unloads on Michael once he learns it was fake.
2m 32sMichael ScottStanley HudsonOscar Martinez#confrontation #fake firing #stanley
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Stanley tells Michael he does not respect him
Alone in the office, Stanley lays out why he has no respect for Michael, and Michael accepts it but draws a line as his boss.
1m 06sMichael ScottStanley Hudson#honesty #boss #respect
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Michael's no-respect comedy routine
Michael launches into a Rodney Dangerfield impression that drifts into a mash-up of other comedians' bits.
1m 05sMichael Scott#respect #talking head #impression
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